Where's Prince Charming?

Hey, I got jipped. 70 years later and I am still waiting for my Prince charming.
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Well, I know that they say you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you get your prince but to wait 70yrs sounds a bit on the harsh side to me.
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Yes, who the heck are you, Miss Haversham?
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give out a wee bit more...
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Heehee
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Wait, I hear a horse coming up the street...is it....??????
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Here he comes, with a 15 inch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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15 inch pizza that is.
-the grinch

Found by Sera