Oceangram Suggestions and "Men are Hard to Please"

I saw the ship! There really is a ship. It has sails. Very pretty.

NC 09/30/06
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we saw it too.....we tried to sink it!!!!....TW in GA....
(10/01/06)
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I clicked on it and an ad popped up!
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Why doesn't it breeze through more than once? I only see it at the start.
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I've been logged in to this site for about 2 hours (okay, doing other things than sitting watching the ocean!) and the ship has passed about 4 times. Pretty....but can't it be something better than a pop-up?! 08Oct2006
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I'd like to see a pirate ship following the first ship.....he he. 10/9/06
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I'd like to see sea gulls flying by occassionally, and maybe every now and then, some guy walking down the beach with a fishing pole, first trip past, no fish, next trip past a couple fish in his hand, next trip past a few more fish, maybe a crab attached to his butt.
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Heck, I thought that ship WAS a pirate ship - thus the pop-up ads......
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Been using this for about 3 months and only saw the ship for the first time last night lol !!!!! Emo PP Sth Aust Have a wonderful day everyone :)
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I the ship most days and on the sails is printed "add" do if you are game enough to click on it an add will pop up that's if you don't have a pop/up stopper as I do..so trying to sink it wont help as the add will just keep popping up..Mim ..Australia Oct 21st
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Men Are Hard To Pleased

The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than him,he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't they say u are selfish.....

The moral of the story is.......

Men Are Hard To Pleased

EMILY 23/10/06

Found by Sera