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Do you think that within the next 20 years or so we will have full alien contact on the earth?!
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The Bible doesn't say anything about aliens, but it does say ...
Jesus is coming soon!
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They're already on earth
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think aliens might be more fun, so long as they're friendly!
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20 years. OK. I think I will go with probably not. I have it on good authority that they are still about 22 years out.
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They are already here. Haven't you seen Micheal Jackson
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You're having contact with one now. Hello...I'm Rjashta from Mars. How are you?
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I don't think it is outside the realm of posibility.
I just hope that we have a government that isn't corrupt and that doesn't try to exploit them or destroy their world.
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I agree with the poster that says the Bible doesn't mention them. And Jesus IS coming soon.. are you ready? It won't matter if aliens are here or not. What will matter is if you have accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Savior and allowed Him to come into your life and make Him your Lord!
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What a bottle! Aliens vs Jesus...which is coming sooner?I say they are both already here,aliens physically,and Jesus spiritually,for those who believe.You have to believe in something for it to be real for you.
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I think they are already here just because The Bible does't mention them doesn't mean they don't exist
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。我觉得通过大海来传递信件是一件不可思议的事。网络也是一个海洋，在这里投瓶，虽然不需要慢长的等待，但还是很有意思的。真的很希望能收到你的回信。
hello,i am chinese.Internet seems like an ocean,receiving your email will be miraculous. waiting 4u
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For little ol me? well don't I feel special. =^..^=
Oregon USA
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你好. 我来自美国.我觉得您看懂了我写的汉字 是一件不可思议的事!
我的汉语名字叫Wei海洋. 我 从前 在台湾 学习了中文. 我 的 汉语 退步 了. 我也是真的很希望能收到你的回信. 请写我电子邮件. 谢谢您.
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Joke......... Why should,nt you tell a secret around a clock? Because time will tell.
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Joke..... Where do frogs like to eat?
IHOP
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Joke: Something that is supposed to be funny.
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That's what I thought BBOT christal girl
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I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that those people are avoiding me because they don't like me.
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One sunny day in Ireland, two men were sitting in a pub, drinking some Guinness, when one turns to the other and says "You see that man over there? He looks just like me! I think I'm gonna go over there and talk to him." So, he goes over to the man and taps him on the shoulder. "Excuse me sir," he starts, "but I noticed you look just like me!" The second man turns around and says "Yeah, I noticed the same thing, where you from?", "I'm from Dublin", second man stunned says, "Me too! What street do you live on?", "McCarthy street", second man replies, "Me too! What number is it?", the first man announces, "162", second man shocked says, "Me too! What are your parents names?", first man replies, "Connor and Shannon", second man awestruck says, "Mine too! This is unbelievable!"
So, they buy some more Guinness and they're talking some more when the bartenders change shifts. The new bartender comes in and goes up to the other bartender and asks "What's new today?" "Oh, the Murphy twins are drunk again."
Hopper BBOT UK
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What goes up and down, but never moves?
Stairs
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With as big as the ocean is, we can only keep getting old jokes???
Send new jokes please!!!!
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