Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Colds and Advice

I got a cold. i feel miserable. I wish I could bottle it up and send it away.
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sorry you are not well,this too shall pass.
go to bed and enjoy.LOL
Fla-10-02-06>>>>>>>>>
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And you're a man, right?

Every man feel miserable with any single health problem. It seems like they are dying if they have a simple pain
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I'm afraid I not a man. But in my eyes, at least , the Chinese man always keeps the miseries at the bottom of their heart.
I hope you will be recovered soon . We have a sunny day in Shanghai and I have the vacation for 7 days. But I feel a little bit lonely. It' so erring!
Anyway, I 'm a strong-minded girl . I have a lot of things to do .
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Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why we call it the present.
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"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" - Steven Wright.


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This is Really Cool

This is really cool!
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Isnt it? I leave it on all day and click back every so often to see if I have a bottle!
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i love it but spend toooo much time bottle watching !!!!
lou ff member
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This is cool. Wasting away in Phoeniz, AZ.
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While you are wasting away in Phoenix are enjoying a margarita?
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Greetings from Ontario, Canada 08/16/06 Deborah W.
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how about a nice glass of chianti?
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Have one for me!!
Cheers!!

Lisa
Paris, France

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I could use a drink too!

Nicky
Saint Louis, Missouri , USA
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This is fun Hi from NY
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it is my new addiction
:-) 17/08/06 18:21 UK
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Yes, I agree that this is addictive...
Pbear in Leamington Ontario
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Yeah, way too addicting, but if the margaritas are coming, send one to the jersey shore for me!
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Keep the margaritas coming and i will sit here the rest of evening. Pueblo, Co. USA
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Tom from St. Augustine,
Florida.
Have one on me
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Greetings from hot Russia (Alexander from Moscow)
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This one is long......
Chalmette Louisiana
8-18-06
ºoº ICOT
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i get bored go away cmoe back n am like o0o why is it bottles only appear wen u leave the pc
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A lot of Ontarians here. Are we just more net-savvy or easily bored? Toronto.
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Toronto is just the place to be; cheers to the torontonians and all the rest ;)
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its fun!! From Chiba Japan
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Greetings from Seattle. What's your favorite kind of message?
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Hi from Muriel in Ireland
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Funny ^_^
10/10/2006
Shanghai, China

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greetings from norfolk virginia, this is kind of addicting yes, i check in daily and wait for the genie in a bottle, lol


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Happiness is a Paid Off Visa Card

what is true happiness??
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Hello, to me is to know one's own reason to be....sheers!
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When I find it I iwll let you know
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Happiness is what ever you make it...BBOT TDL UK
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I'm happy when I have a beer or two!!
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Happyness can be as simple as passing on a smile. Bex TM Dunedin, New Zealand
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happiness is fleeting
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happiness to me is the man I married he makes me happy just by being with me
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Ken.

(No, I'm not Barbie)
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To me, happiness is being alone with God.
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Happiness is giving out love and receiving love in return.
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im gonna spew...talk about cheeey comments people!
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happiness is tomato soup, a grilled cheese sandwich and chocolate milk on a rainy day!
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Any day above ground is a Happy Day.
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methinks happiness is a state of mind -
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Happiness is what you make of it. To me, it's being married to my soul mate. And being with my nieces and nephew.
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Being with my granddaughter
BBOT N ®
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can't answer this one - having a bad day here.
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happiness - love and security.
Wales 26/09/06
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Happiness to me is feeling that you're doing what you want to do with your life with people that you care about and who care about you. Saturday morning 9/30/2006 in the USA.
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happyness is a paid off VISA card!
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happiness is a hot mocha on a chilly morning.
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still being with my granddaughter. not changed
BBOT NANDI


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Petunia the Pig's Great Adventure


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Petunia the Pig's Great Adventure

Once upon a time there was pig named Petunia...
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who was quite fond of wearing a pink Petunia hat. One day she...
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she woke up to hear a loud banging outside her window. she looked out of the window to find...
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Porky.. the very dapper boar from next door...
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Porky, the always impatient one, was pacing back and forth on the porch stuttering aloud but to himself......
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"Petunia my love how long must we carry on with this charade, you know i am a pig of scrupulous morals and i want you only for.......
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your hat. .
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When she heard that was the only reason he wanted her, she
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slammed the door and started crying. What is Porky thinking? I am a very beautiful Pig. I can't believe he doesn't want me for my.....
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and bam i had ribs bacon and puuled pork dammys mmm mmm that pig was good
the end
Ciao
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But that was just the dream of the neighbor next door on the other side, who was a human pig. Actually, Petunia and Porky went off to Las Vegas, got married and had lots of little porkers, and lived happily ever after. Amen
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One day porky the pig decided to go off in search of fame n fortune and packed up his troubles in his old kit bag and smiled smiled smiled ;)
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---and shaked up with a whino named Alice who lived in a rathole apartment just off the Vegas strip.



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The Amazing Around the World Adventures of Leo the Lion

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The Amazing Around the World Adventures of Leo the Lion

Once upon a time there was a Lion who found a bottle on the beach. For some strange reason he thought he might like to go travelling upon the ocean in that little bottle. He found a way to shrink himself and fit into the bottle, and so his adventure began. He was off on the high seas! Raaar!

His very first stop, on his trip around the world was...
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The Smokey Mountains in east Tn. where he met a black bear. The bear also wanted to go. So they both shrunk theirselves, got into the bottle and made their second stop.........
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They arrived on the beach Sleepless in Seattle. Tom Hanks invites them both in for lunch and then sends them back on their journey.
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They travel east across the entire USA and land on the shores of Long Island, NY. They take a train into NY City any go to Chinatown for a bit of Lo Mein.....
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their next stop was in Ashtabula ohio where they learned to fish on lake erie went to visit the rock and roll hall of fame and even got to see the great Cleveland browns play a game before they were on their way to...
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their next stop was in Ashtabula ohio where they learned to fish on lake erie went to visit the rock and roll hall of fame and even got to see the great Cleveland browns play a game before they were on their way to.
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They found themselves in a small city in Georgia a fair few miles south.

While there, they met the locals, adopted the word "y'all" into their vocabulary, and picked up a jacket (it was surprisingly cold there!)

Soon after arriving, they were again on their way.
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It looks more like Max and Ruby to me.
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They arrived in Texas on 11/02/06. Ate some Tex-Mex. Then took off again.
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They next wanted a change of scenery, so decided to head to St. Paul Minnesota. The air was cold and crisp and they befriended a calico cat named Desi who decided to join their adventure.
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They didn't get very far - they tripped across the Ford Bridge to Minneapolis Minnesota where they jumped into Minnehaha Creek and whoops! went over the falls and then kept floating, floating......
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And instead of following the falls into the Mississipi they somehow landed in sunny Tucson, AZ on 11/5 at 1212. They met two other cats, Jerome and George, who helped them dry out and warm up in the 85 degree weather. Jerome and George decided to stay in Tucson, but helped all the other travelers to great Mexican food and then sent them on their way to...



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Would You Like to Live Forever?

Do you think it would be good to live forever? (Leaving religion out of it, I'm talking mortal life on earth, ok?)
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Good question. I have a great life. I am 68. Not sure if I want to be here in another 50 years. Son't think I could take the change. It seems life to complicated now. I guess no would be my answer.
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It would be OK if all my friends could live forever too. And if we never got fat either :)
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maybe if the world was a better place, but it's pretty rough right now. way too much pain and suffering.
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Who would want to live forever in this world, anyway some asteroid will probably wipe us out.
BROXI
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NO. thats not normal. It's all about the circle of life.
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I certainly don't want to live forever but I hate to think of the pain for my family and friends when I pass on. It also frustrates me so much that we don't truly know where we go (if anywhere) when we die.


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Bonjour tout le mondes!

salut ca va ? je suis a lille et toi ?
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Yes, Jesus is the lily of the Valley. Reno, Nv.
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I'm well, happily postcrossing. Deluxe NZ
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wish i knew where this came from!
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He's the bright and morning star.

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Moi, ca va bien. Je suis de Chicago. Au jourd'hui, c'est vendredi!!! :-D Bon weekend!
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Hello from sunny Cali....Bay Area..925!!!!!
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hi everyone i am marko from podgorica in montenegro (europe)...

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Kia Ora. Greetings from NZ!
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Okay
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Bonjour, ami! Doing fine here in southeast US. =)
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Jesus is our Savior. Indiana, USA 9-20-06
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¡Saludos de Florida!
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Salut Salut!!!! Je m'appelle Aiga. Ca va bien.
Aurevoir!!!
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God Bless You on this Lord's day. 9/24/06
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why do Americans ALWAYS have to mention God or Jesus???
Bonjour de Nouvelle Zélande aussi!
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No French crap here!! Global language = English.
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Intimidated because you can't understand? So sorry, why don't you try learning another language or maybe just being tolerant of other people? Pass it on if it bugs you. No one's forcing you to read it.

I don't really speak French, but a quick check with Babelfish says that the first poster was saying hello and her name is Lille.

The second bit of French says something about being from Chicago and it being Friday and have a good weekend (something like that)

Kia Ora means hello in Maori, by the way.

One of the above says hello and goodbye and their name is Aiga.

Ok, satisfied? Continue speaking whatever language you wish.

Have a great day!
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Bonjour tout le mondes! je m'appelle Sophie - ca va TRES bien!!!
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New Zealand Oct 3
Bonjour. Je m'appelle Elaine.
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Bonjour from New Zealand lol... there has been a lot of french in this message! good thing i can speak french lol....Au Revoir oct 5 06
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The question was asked "why do Americans ALWAYS have to mention God or Jesus?" I personally think it is because America has a lot of Christians; we also have a lot who aren't. But, for those of us who are, Christ is LOVE and He just flows out in an attempt to love others, in other words, He wants you to know His love for you!
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I learned french but still don't understand it, maybe because I don't like that language - no offense :-)
Wish you all a wonderful day.
Austria, Oct. 06

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Received in Pennsylvania on 10/10/06
I wish you well stranger
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I Love My Cherie Amour
UK
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Wishing you all good luck from Utah, USA.
ShoeLvr 10-17-06


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What is Happily Ever After?

Girl meets boy...
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Boy meets girl and they lived happily ever after.
Satisfied ?
someone in rainy Belgium
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Sure
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Nobody lives happily ever after. Most live contentedly ever after.
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Where in the world do people live ever after?!
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i'm living happily ever after. we do have ups and downs but everyone has those, its how you deal with them that matters. i married my childhood sweetheart we have been married for five years so far and we will still be married by the time we are 96!
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And what happens at age 97?
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At 97 most of us will be dead.
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i hope to be dead way before 97
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So should I give my ex another chance? I love him, but I don't want to get hurt again.


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Tracking Oceangrams

Oceangram tracking is now available!! What's your first assessment. Have you tried it?
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yes, but I just sent my first tracked bottle. Hoping to see where it goes
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I didn't even know about it but I'm certainly going to look into it. I'm dying to know what happens with my bottles.
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Thanks for the advice. I will now look into this tracking. Did not realise it was available.
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My first one was the second part of a story I started - very cool
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:)
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What's your best tracked message so far?
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Didn't know you could track them. Thought once they were gone they were gone.
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hummmm very interesting have to check it out
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jvhg
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how do u do it

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I have problems keeping track of what day it is, never mind messages...
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enjoying tracking messages But disapointed when they seem to be discarded or withdrawn after a couple of hits for no apparent reason unless te next peope added something distasteful
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To do tracking...you just need to put your email address on the very bottom of the message you create..then...read instructions that will appear! I have done it many times! Peace!
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UP, WA 10/15/06
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2nd oceangram today about tracking, its a great feature. I have had only one bottle out of five responded to.


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