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A man of quality seeking a bottle wife.
BBOT_ JOKER_ UK
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Sorry, I won't fit in the bottle, so I'll throw the bottle back out
for you!!!
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No hope in hell of me fitting into the bottle either - so back into
the water it goes. (EB)
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Are you U.K.!?
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yes the uk
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I've squeezed into many things in my life but a bottle is just one
step too far, sweetie.
~M in UK 2 ~
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My days of squeezing into bottles is long past dear. Back in the
ocean you go again. 9/07 michigan
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Someone wants a genie! Good luck! 9.6.06 Spokane WA USA
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Good luck to you but don't hold your breath waiting. Maine USA.
9/8/06 6:00 PM.
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Yes, best of luck to you! Just don't hold your breath ~ even
Barbie's couldn't fit in these bottles. :-)
TX ~ 9/8/06
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Back to the UK again, good luck on your search I'm afraid I'm already
married!
plymouth UK 10th Sept
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can i have a bigger bottle please?
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honey I think you best be sending out a bigger bottle if you're
wanting to catch a wife.
Hi to the KT
9/10
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I got my finger in there...
TEOC
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I think NZ is to far to travel from in a bottle
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an angel will be sending you one and you won't believe she was there
all along. see with your heart not with your eyes! celina oh 09-12-
2006
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Ditto to all the fitting into the bottle stuff. LOL
A note to whoever said Hi to the KT, would that be a Kitchen Table
person? If so, I'll have to come out of Lurkdom and let you know
that I saw your note!
Bucks County, Pa. 9-13-06......USA
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Wrong shape bottle
need one shorter and much wider
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I HOPE EVERYONE HERE IS NOT TAKING THIS AS SERIOUS AS IT SOUNDS!!
BOOGZ FLORIDA
9/13/06 5:56 PM
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*** Foreign Language unreadable by finder's browser***
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what do the ditts mean?
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I'm on my way sweetie. be sure to pop the cork as soon as I get
there. I start to hyperventilate when I'm in tight places.
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Sorry your too late, I'm already taken....
I've heard of a bottle calf, but, not a bottle wife....
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I can't fit into this bottle, but I can fit into a barrell....i will
be right over!
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I have a good man but I am happy to pass on your bottle for you.
CA 9/29/06
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Happy to see that. CN 10/1/2006
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Have you tried a mail-order bride. They'll overnight one by Fed-Ex.
You even get to choose from a catalog. I chose a red head myself.
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sorry I'm no woman
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Maybe he wanted a wife who drinks ...
drinks what ...
more information is needed ...
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Well i put my ovary juices in the bottle for ya so at least you can
taste me when it gets there, think of this as a scratch and sniff.....
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male...
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I don't mind trying to squeeze into a bottle to do a little sight-
seeing, but I'm not commiting myself to any one man, no matter how
charming he seems.
Found by Smedley
The fool has said in his heart there is no God
*JM*
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That is what makes him a fool...
DP
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when someone proves there is one i'll believe
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Come on...look at the world today. It's never been worse. We, as humans, have the right to question His existance.
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Doubting Thomas, must you feel the wounds to know he exists. Where is your faith, he is here it is you who is lost.
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all you have to do is look around, my gosh how do you think this earth got here in the first place, the trees, ocean, animals, people, everything, man didn't make the trees and the animals who do you think put all of us here, yes I know how we were born, but you know it had to start somewhere, and it didn't start with your great great great.....grandfather.
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Must you see the breeze to know it is there? Must you hear the sunrise to know that a new day is breaking? Must you see the soul for love to exist? No, my dearest. It is all in faith that what we are, and why we are will be spoken to us.
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Religion is the greatest obstacle mankind has to overcome before peace is possible. Eliminate religion, accept that mutual respect and cooperation is the only true path to utopia, then we can have a truely intelligent conversation. Until then, continue to live in your dream world and perpetuate hate and distrust for one another.
Found by Sera
My secret? I almost bailed at my wedding.
I was still in love with my ex. And although I ended up marrying, I was still in love with my ex for about 2 more years.
Sometimes I talk online and feel I connect to other guys.
The sad part? I honestly love my husband.
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Seems to me you should have done your husband a favor and bailed, but instead you only thought of yourself. How selfish.
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I started the relationship with my currentgirl while I still wasnt over my ex. its taken about 6 months to get over it. my gf knows, and brings it up in every discussion she's losing... but I honestly love my girl, about 10 times more then Ive ever had feelings for my ex. perhaps I should wait longer then 1 month after a 3 year relationship to start a new one
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love alone can tear a person apart.
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it is a shame when you marry someone out of some disjointed loyalty only to spend the rest of your married life miserable
c.u.f
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Yep - I almost married someone out of loyalty - thank heavens I saw the light!
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You know, I have a different point of view about all this. First off, I don't see anyone in this oceangram who married anybody out of loyalty, misplaced or otherwise,. Except for the person just before me, who apparently did.
Second, a lot of people are still in love with their ex after a divorce. That depends on who initiated the divorce and what the issues were. That's pretty normal.
Do you have to wait to have another relationship until the coals of a first are completely dead, I'd say it depends. I don't think it's necessary for all positive feelings about an ex to disappear. However, if you have active plans to socialize with your ex or even try to sleep with him again, you're not ready for another relationship. If you still have thoughts in your head, but no real desire or intention to act on them , I'd say you're ready - go ahead.
Third, as far as I'm concerned, being in a committed relationship doesn't mean that you can't feel you connect with other guys. At least, if "connect" is beng used the way I would use it. Having a committed relationship doesn't mean you can't have connections with other men.
The first person here loves her husband. I don't see that she has anything to be sorry or worried about. At least from what I read in the message. I think some of the people who've added to this oceangram are assuming a lot that isn't said and being very judgmentmental about what they think has been said.
OK. I'm done. Utah USA 9/21/06
-sc
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Well said sc !
Different strokes for different folks. I thhink we can have different sorts of feelings of love. I love several of my friends. Some I just have acquaintances with. All men (as am I) but I have no desire to run away with them and live with them. Slightly different with opposite sex but same principle. As long as there aren't the dangerous 'romantic' fantasies or lust it can work perfectly well. If my wife was still friends with her ex, I could deal with that. If she spent weekends with him I'd worry ! I gues I'm saying that love can change shape from romantic or lustful to cosy and friendly. And there must always be happy times to remember. Don't look for perfection in life. Just make the most of what you have and try not to hurt anyone. RG UK
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I'm totally not married.
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Great words of wisdom in this botle.
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Get counseling!EVERYONE!
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Umm errr .. what they said .. nothing to add here .. Back goes the bottle.
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A lot of people discussing it is better than one trying to deal with it alone.
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I wonder whether the original sender is tracking this? I only want to add that even when in a relationship, people can't help it if they feel "crushes" and/or "connections" to other men or women. These things can pass. It's only a problem if you act on it. Or actively seek it out. Don't ruin what you have on a whim, but don't string your husband along, either.
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Lots of words of wisdom. I made a serious mistake when I married my second husband as he was a horrible mean man. The details would shock anyone but even though I divorced him many long years ago and have no contact it hurt me and my family and the effects are still evident. Take your time choosing a life partner. Six more months and I would never have married him. If a person has met "the right one" he/she will still be there in six months or a year. If it's the wrong person, they will be long gone.
Found by Sera
Never recieved a message - hope someone gets this one.
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lol lozar.
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One of many received.
The longer you stay on the more you receive
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Just wait. They will come soon.
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No, they won't. They never come. I wait and I wait and I wait, spending my days, sitting on my chair in front of the monitor, it's been weeks now and I've gotten exactly zero messages. I'm beginning to lose all hope of e're receiving one....*sigh*
lakeside california 9.22.06
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New Zealand 24/9/06
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I recieve one about every minute!
Illinois, 09/25/06 8:58pm
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ditto...***types fast and sends off***
cvs 26/09/06
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I don't believe those who say they never receive messages. I get one at least every 5 minutes. Just keep the site minimized and work on something else (like balancing your bank account as I am doing!) and you will hear the foghorn. Stay with it.
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I enter competitions online and then come to check for a bottle - there's always one waiting!
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Do any of you see the ridiculousness of this? THe people who say they have never recieved a message are KIDDING. They sent this one, didn't they?
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I was just thinking the same. If they never receive them, how do they forward them? HAHA!!
Adelaide South Aust 02/10/2006
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Loads and loads of messages...treat them all with respect, your morality may not be anothers
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wait... you will recieve nice message from nice person
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It depends on the time of day...I've noticed sometimes you have to wait a while sometimes only a few minutes... H.H
12:30 pm 10/10/06
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Some times messagfes come every minute, others several minutes. When I get tired of waiting, I go do something else!
Found by Sera
Dear Brandi, I would like to come and live with you. Because you wash my hair very good. And on Halloween I will be able to trick or treat with you. Happy Halloween!
Love, Liberti Kay (your daughter, 4 years old)
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Hi, from California :)
9/25/06
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Boo! from Monmouth,IL 9/26/606
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hi from Northern California!
9/29/06
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Liberti, you type very well for a 4-year old.
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Yeah i was just going to say that! What pre school do you go to???? ill send my kid there
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i also wish halloween!!!!!!!!!!!
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Precious little Liberty! That was so sweet as I have a five year old myself who loves for me to type ocean grams for her verbatim of course. I wonder why little Liberti does not live with her Mommy? Well whoever typed it for her bless you and I hope Brandi gets it.
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wow~from ShangHai,China.
JOHNSON
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I hope you get to where you want to go,
Love Shaz
EB, Australia
Found by Sera
Please add to this story and let's see how it turns
our:
Once upon a time there was:
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a little boy standing on the beach...
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He watched as the dolphins played, away off in the
distance, and wished he could be swimming among them.
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Then all of a sudden, he saw this bottle come floating
by. He said look, it has a message inside----
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He picked up the bottle, pulled out the cork, took the
paper out and unrolled it. The message read:
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"Do not be sad child, your father was an ancient
mariner beloved by all things aquatic, your salty
tears bond you to him eternally"Just then out of the
corner of his eye, the boy saw something mesmerising.
unbelievably it was a..."
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mermaid. Always thought to be fiction...there she
was, her tail glistening in the water as she jumped up
and dove in the water. Then....
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The child wished to become a merman and "POOF" the
genie in the bottle made it happen. The child so
happily jumped in the water and swam after the
mermaid. Then...
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He realised that he no longer had his two legs, that
they had been replaced by a single tail. In his panic
he....
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swam in frantic circles trying to figure out what to
do....
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eat for lunch as all this swimming was making him
hungry. So he decided........
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..to go to his favorite burger stand on the beach..
but wait.. he couldn't walk.. Was he never to taste
another juicy burger?? Was this what he wanted??
Would he ever see his family again??
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Then suddenly he remembered the mermaids and his
hunger changed into something else...
CUF
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juicy mermaids he thought and swam out to find them.
the mermaids will cook me a feed sure as eggs he
thought. just when he had almost reached the
mermaids....
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a fishing vessel spread its large net and he was
caught along with other
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merpeople! No no, they all cried. Except it turns
out that they spoke merspeach, so it came out sounding
a bit like a bunch of seals. The fishermen said - OH
NO, NOT MERMAIDS AGAIN!
So that their haul wasn't a complete waste, they took
all the mermaids and merman to the circus in town,
where ...
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they were sold to the circus to be put on display. But
to their amazement,
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the circus wasn't doing very well and soon closed.
Luckily the kindly owner....
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was filthy rich so he built an aquarium for all the
merpeople. they weren't very happy put on display like
that, so they...
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decided to do something about it. One night when the
circus owner was putting food in the aquarium they
swam up and asked him if they could please go free.
The man saw the error of his ways and decided that
even though they were very beautiful merpeople, and
looked great in an aquarium, they would be much
happier back in the ocean. No sooner as the man had
agreed on this, a...
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bullet hit him in the back and he died instantly. The
wealthy dead mans servants decided to cash in on the
unusual inhabitants of the pool and put them all in a
hot tub and transported them to another circus where
they were put on show and were very unhappy so they
all killed themselvs.
The end
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one was the little boy though, and just before he died
he called out his wish for them all to be
reincarnated, and as there was still a wish
remaining...
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he brought all the other merpersons back and they all
were transfered to regular people. The realized they
had a great sound so became the new group, Water
people. after the 1st 12 # 1 hits....
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their lives fell into the inevitable downward spiral
of booze, drugs, and fast women. Their spirit.......
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Their spirits suffered terribly as they forgot who
they were and where they had come from while under the
haze of a drug-induced fog. But the human spirit, in
some, cannot be extinguished that easily. The boy
always lived inside the grown merman, and fought to
remind him of the day he stood on the seashore
watching the dolphins play...
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and he wondered "what happened to my mother?" After
his stint on stage that night he left the theater and
headed home to the last place he remembered his mother
living. When he arrived he saw.............
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a ramshackle cottage sitting in a yard of overgrown
grass and weeds. Yet there was a dim light...
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He struggled through the neglected garden reached the
frount door.Before he knocked he peeped in at the
window and saw....
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an elderly man sitting in front of a dwindling fire.
He had a long beard, a blue captain’s overcoat and an
ancient pipe was perched between his cracked lips.
There was an eye patch over one eye and a wooden peg
protruding from his left pants leg. As if sensing the
boy was there, the wizened man turn toward the window
and said, “Hello son.”
It was then that the boy remembered what that long
letter in a bottle had said, “Do not be sad child,
your father was an ancient mariner beloved by all
things aquatic, your salty tears bond you to him
eternally."
He felt a drop of water run down is face from his eye
and it landed on his lips. Unconsciously, he licked
his lips and realized his tears tasted of salt, just
like the ocean, just like the note had said. He looked
sharply at the man in the cottage and said,
Found by
Kayla Shay
Greeting from Texas.
I am getting married tomorrow. I will be on my way to Cozmel by Saturday.
Love
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Congrats on getting married from San Diego California
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U gay?
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Essential Baby is full of Bogans. The place to be is Bogan Free at BFZ.
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Best wishes
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Congrats and enjoy your honeymoon.
sept10
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My condolences to both you fools.
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best wishes from the UK
Chris AYMEr 11/sept/06
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Best wishes from the US 9/12/06
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Hope you have MANY happy years together!
GeeWhiskers, HTE
Colorado Springs, CO, USA
9/12/06
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congratulations from penrith sydney australia
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Congratulations from Columbia, Missouri 9/14/06
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How wonderful- the night before your marriage and you are sharing it with us. All the best.
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um goodl uck
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Congratulations.
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congradulations from Slovenia,Europe 18sept06
by now ure probably enjoying your honeymoon=)have a good time and a good life
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Congratulations from Michigan. May you both have a wonderful life full of love and happiness.
9/18/06
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isabel says what the hell
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goodl uck! hope you beatout the statistics........
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congrats
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hmmm..has time to sit on a computer the nite before her wedding. I don't give the marriage too long before it goes bust.
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Well in 4 years time my parents will be celebrating their 60th Wedding anniversary.
I wish you well in your life ahead.
May some roads be rockey and the trials ahead hard... But if you can cope with them then the rest will be a breeze.
I know because my mum is still hanging in there 56 years later even though there has been a few up's and down's in there married life.
Kat from New Zealand.
21/9/06
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poop-a-kunga!
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may you live in interesting times.
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Wish you the best, live, love, and laugh. Never go to bed mad. Lousiana - 9-25-06
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Yeah but
Hopper BBOT UK
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congrats
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Best Wishes!
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I hope you won't listen to the naysayers. We have been married for 50 years and I still love him dearly. Best, best wishes. Austin, Texas 9/29/06
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Where is Cozmel? In Kurdistan?
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Hope you had a great day. BROXI BBOT
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Congrats!
My folks made 69 years before mom died.
I'm going on 31 years this go-around
My kid bro is coming up on 48 years this month
1 Oct 2006 SoCal
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Congratulations! Wishing you both a long and happy life together!
(hugs) Chicago 10/2
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Best Wishes
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Here is a wonderful old song:
How the world can change.
It can change like that!
due to that wonderful word, MARRIED!
See a palace rise, from a two-room flat,
Due to that wonderful word, MARRIED!
And the old despair, that was sometimes there,
suddenly ceases to be....
and you'll wake one day, turn around and say,
"somebody WONDERFUL married me!"
And so he did, and I wish you absolutely, the very best. Widowed at 34, raised 6 children alone, life is worth living. Enjoy every moment, even when it hurts.
Found by Sera
