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Roses are red
Violets are blue
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Strawberries are sweet and so are you
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leaves are green
and pears are fruity
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Glad you are calling me nutty..
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barking dogs seldom bites. I know this only
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Because they call me Lefty...
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things are never right
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rocks are grey and brown and red
it's so late now i'm going to bed
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6 past midnight, Im leaving too, so I'll bid you goodnight, and sweet dreams to you. hugs from Argentina
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Roses are red
Grass is green
Don't sit too close to your
Computer screen
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clever, clever, clever
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conscientous am I, never
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the sand is brownish
the ocean is blue
sending best wishes
back out to you
Found by Sera
All those people you lost track of, they are here in my basement. I feed them once a day and make them play endless games of Monopoly. I am the banker and the little dog. I won't let them have hotels or 200 dollars for pass go.
You should have kept in touch, I am making their lives a living hell.
I hid all the get out of Jail free cards
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Whoo!
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Alrighty, then...
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cool...
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You must be another Kelloggs Crunchy Nut!
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Bad Boy Bubby eat your heart out!
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~very funnny. CC Michigan
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Hey I think that's great - do you have any more room -- I have a few for you that I would like to add. BL/Michigan
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Try and catch moo base Alpha and keep 'em there, please!
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I know of a few that I would also love to give to you. But only if you promise to keep them!
Oklahoma
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Do you ever make them play other games like Twister or Candyland?
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okay..............sounds like your off your meds.
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I think Prozak or Lithium might be in order here. 10/16/06 - Carmelita - MI
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Yo I think I played with this dude... that sounds like every game of Monopoly I've been force to play (which is all of them).
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It;s scary because it could be true!
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That was very funny!
(really!)
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I also have people to send you and they are in the bottle..Also make sure they do not get to collect the Free Parking money, have them use all small denomination bills (like 10 $1's instead of a single $10)and use loaded dice..Thanks!!
Found by Sera
Ok, everyone, google your name please, remember to use quotes like this "John Smith". Now tell me about the "other" you. For example if there is a John Smith that is an actor, tell us you're a famous actor blah blah blah ; ) Pick the best one.
Me? I'm a high school teacher in NJ who runs marathons. (According to google) :D
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I too am a school teacher and I also help with finance matters
Denver, CO 10-10-06
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i am the Minister of State for Immigration and Multicultural Services. cool!!!!!
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I am some fancy pschychiatrist. I could use me, myself.
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i am unique. sorry i have an unusal surname
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I just googled and their is so much about me which is boring but try for yourself.
UK
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Hm. There aint no mini- me of my name.
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OH MY! It seems I passed away in August!
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Try again as my name has been deleted.
Hopper UK
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I'm a bikeracer *ggg* from netherlands and I'm a woman!!!
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Wow I'm a Doctor and a teacher of Medicine somewhere in Conn. I'm sure GLAD I don't have her nose!
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So do I in Ont Canada.
Found by Sera
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Timmy Turtle loves to travel to terrific towns. Please take Timmy to your terrific town and tell him a tale of your territory.
In transit, Timmy may tip and take a tumble. He's tense about traveling in this tossing container. I told him to tame his tizzy. Treat him right and teach him tons! Tremendous.
Take care,
Tina. : )
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Hi Timmy Turtle...you just arrived in NB Canada...it's almost 8:00 pm...here you will have a beautiful time since I live in the country...lots of space to move and I'm sure my dog Daisie would love to play with you. Oct 8
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...there are no words.
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Hi Timmy! You have arrived at the official home of Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz in Liberal Kansas. We just had our Ozfest celebration this past weekend. You would have made a fair Toto in the look-alike contest! Just remember, you have the power to get home!
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I'm too tired to try to entertain Timmy.
Ta ta.
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LOL!
Me too. Timmy's travels require too much typing for me today.
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Timmy looks nice.
555 OPFC :D
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We have alligators in Arkansas who are always hungry. I understand they like turtles very much.
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Cute! Umm... a tale about my town. We ha
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Timmy has arrived in Raleigh, NC. Home of the 2006 Stanley Cup Champs, the Carolina Hurricanes! We are the capital city, so you know the city is overrun with government types of folks. So it's pretty windy here! LOL We just had our state fair and the attendence was in the top 5 of all years. We are close to both the coast and the mountains, so whatever your vacation preference is, you are only 2-2.5 hours away from paradise. We are named after Sir Walter Raleigh, and we have a sister city in England somewhere. I forget. Enough.
10/26/06
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I hope you like the heat Timmy, here in Brisbane, Australia it's usually hot, not much rain though (sorry) but lots of ocean. You can swim with dolphins, stingrays, turtles and many breeds of fish, also there are octopus, some dangerous so beware, and on land many spiders some dangerous but also many beautiful creatures like koala, kangaroos, kookaburras, galahs, parrots and lots of lizards... have fun!!
Found by Sera
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Petunia the Pig's Great Adventure
Once upon a time there was pig named Petunia...
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who was quite fond of wearing a pink Petunia hat. One day she...
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she woke up to hear a loud banging outside her window. she looked out of the window to find...
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Porky.. the very dapper boar from next door...
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Porky, the always impatient one, was pacing back and forth on the porch stuttering aloud but to himself......
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"Petunia my love how long must we carry on with this charade, you know i am a pig of scrupulous morals and i want you only for.......
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your hat. .
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When she heard that was the only reason he wanted her, she
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slammed the door and started crying. What is Porky thinking? I am a very beautiful Pig. I can't believe he doesn't want me for my.....
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and bam i had ribs bacon and puuled pork dammys mmm mmm that pig was good
the end
Ciao
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But that was just the dream of the neighbor next door on the other side, who was a human pig. Actually, Petunia and Porky went off to Las Vegas, got married and had lots of little porkers, and lived happily ever after. Amen
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One day porky the pig decided to go off in search of fame n fortune and packed up his troubles in his old kit bag and smiled smiled smiled ;)
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---and shaked up with a whino named Alice who lived in a rathole apartment just off the Vegas strip.
Tracking #57485311022
Found by Sera
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The Amazing Around the World Adventures of Leo the Lion
Once upon a time there was a Lion who found a bottle on the beach. For some strange reason he thought he might like to go travelling upon the ocean in that little bottle. He found a way to shrink himself and fit into the bottle, and so his adventure began. He was off on the high seas! Raaar!
His very first stop, on his trip around the world was...
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The Smokey Mountains in east Tn. where he met a black bear. The bear also wanted to go. So they both shrunk theirselves, got into the bottle and made their second stop.........
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They arrived on the beach Sleepless in Seattle. Tom Hanks invites them both in for lunch and then sends them back on their journey.
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They travel east across the entire USA and land on the shores of Long Island, NY. They take a train into NY City any go to Chinatown for a bit of Lo Mein.....
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their next stop was in Ashtabula ohio where they learned to fish on lake erie went to visit the rock and roll hall of fame and even got to see the great Cleveland browns play a game before they were on their way to...
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their next stop was in Ashtabula ohio where they learned to fish on lake erie went to visit the rock and roll hall of fame and even got to see the great Cleveland browns play a game before they were on their way to.
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They found themselves in a small city in Georgia a fair few miles south.
While there, they met the locals, adopted the word "y'all" into their vocabulary, and picked up a jacket (it was surprisingly cold there!)
Soon after arriving, they were again on their way.
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It looks more like Max and Ruby to me.
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They arrived in Texas on 11/02/06. Ate some Tex-Mex. Then took off again.
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They next wanted a change of scenery, so decided to head to St. Paul Minnesota. The air was cold and crisp and they befriended a calico cat named Desi who decided to join their adventure.
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They didn't get very far - they tripped across the Ford Bridge to Minneapolis Minnesota where they jumped into Minnehaha Creek and whoops! went over the falls and then kept floating, floating......
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And instead of following the falls into the Mississipi they somehow landed in sunny Tucson, AZ on 11/5 at 1212. They met two other cats, Jerome and George, who helped them dry out and warm up in the 85 degree weather. Jerome and George decided to stay in Tucson, but helped all the other travelers to great Mexican food and then sent them on their way to...
Tracking #5345431106
Found by Sera
A man of quality seeking a bottle wife.
BBOT_ JOKER_ UK
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Sorry, I won't fit in the bottle, so I'll throw the bottle back out
for you!!!
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No hope in hell of me fitting into the bottle either - so back into
the water it goes. (EB)
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Are you U.K.!?
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yes the uk
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I've squeezed into many things in my life but a bottle is just one
step too far, sweetie.
~M in UK 2 ~
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My days of squeezing into bottles is long past dear. Back in the
ocean you go again. 9/07 michigan
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Someone wants a genie! Good luck! 9.6.06 Spokane WA USA
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Good luck to you but don't hold your breath waiting. Maine USA.
9/8/06 6:00 PM.
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Yes, best of luck to you! Just don't hold your breath ~ even
Barbie's couldn't fit in these bottles. :-)
TX ~ 9/8/06
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Back to the UK again, good luck on your search I'm afraid I'm already
married!
plymouth UK 10th Sept
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can i have a bigger bottle please?
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honey I think you best be sending out a bigger bottle if you're
wanting to catch a wife.
Hi to the KT
9/10
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I got my finger in there...
TEOC
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I think NZ is to far to travel from in a bottle
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an angel will be sending you one and you won't believe she was there
all along. see with your heart not with your eyes! celina oh 09-12-
2006
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Ditto to all the fitting into the bottle stuff. LOL
A note to whoever said Hi to the KT, would that be a Kitchen Table
person? If so, I'll have to come out of Lurkdom and let you know
that I saw your note!
Bucks County, Pa. 9-13-06......USA
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Wrong shape bottle
need one shorter and much wider
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I HOPE EVERYONE HERE IS NOT TAKING THIS AS SERIOUS AS IT SOUNDS!!
BOOGZ FLORIDA
9/13/06 5:56 PM
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*** Foreign Language unreadable by finder's browser***
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what do the ditts mean?
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I'm on my way sweetie. be sure to pop the cork as soon as I get
there. I start to hyperventilate when I'm in tight places.
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Sorry your too late, I'm already taken....
I've heard of a bottle calf, but, not a bottle wife....
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I can't fit into this bottle, but I can fit into a barrell....i will
be right over!
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I have a good man but I am happy to pass on your bottle for you.
CA 9/29/06
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Happy to see that. CN 10/1/2006
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Have you tried a mail-order bride. They'll overnight one by Fed-Ex.
You even get to choose from a catalog. I chose a red head myself.
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sorry I'm no woman
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Maybe he wanted a wife who drinks ...
drinks what ...
more information is needed ...
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Well i put my ovary juices in the bottle for ya so at least you can
taste me when it gets there, think of this as a scratch and sniff.....
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male...
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I don't mind trying to squeeze into a bottle to do a little sight-
seeing, but I'm not commiting myself to any one man, no matter how
charming he seems.
Found by Smedley
Please add to this story and let's see how it turns
our:
Once upon a time there was:
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a little boy standing on the beach...
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He watched as the dolphins played, away off in the
distance, and wished he could be swimming among them.
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Then all of a sudden, he saw this bottle come floating
by. He said look, it has a message inside----
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He picked up the bottle, pulled out the cork, took the
paper out and unrolled it. The message read:
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"Do not be sad child, your father was an ancient
mariner beloved by all things aquatic, your salty
tears bond you to him eternally"Just then out of the
corner of his eye, the boy saw something mesmerising.
unbelievably it was a..."
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mermaid. Always thought to be fiction...there she
was, her tail glistening in the water as she jumped up
and dove in the water. Then....
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The child wished to become a merman and "POOF" the
genie in the bottle made it happen. The child so
happily jumped in the water and swam after the
mermaid. Then...
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He realised that he no longer had his two legs, that
they had been replaced by a single tail. In his panic
he....
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swam in frantic circles trying to figure out what to
do....
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eat for lunch as all this swimming was making him
hungry. So he decided........
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..to go to his favorite burger stand on the beach..
but wait.. he couldn't walk.. Was he never to taste
another juicy burger?? Was this what he wanted??
Would he ever see his family again??
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Then suddenly he remembered the mermaids and his
hunger changed into something else...
CUF
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juicy mermaids he thought and swam out to find them.
the mermaids will cook me a feed sure as eggs he
thought. just when he had almost reached the
mermaids....
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a fishing vessel spread its large net and he was
caught along with other
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merpeople! No no, they all cried. Except it turns
out that they spoke merspeach, so it came out sounding
a bit like a bunch of seals. The fishermen said - OH
NO, NOT MERMAIDS AGAIN!
So that their haul wasn't a complete waste, they took
all the mermaids and merman to the circus in town,
where ...
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they were sold to the circus to be put on display. But
to their amazement,
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the circus wasn't doing very well and soon closed.
Luckily the kindly owner....
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was filthy rich so he built an aquarium for all the
merpeople. they weren't very happy put on display like
that, so they...
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decided to do something about it. One night when the
circus owner was putting food in the aquarium they
swam up and asked him if they could please go free.
The man saw the error of his ways and decided that
even though they were very beautiful merpeople, and
looked great in an aquarium, they would be much
happier back in the ocean. No sooner as the man had
agreed on this, a...
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bullet hit him in the back and he died instantly. The
wealthy dead mans servants decided to cash in on the
unusual inhabitants of the pool and put them all in a
hot tub and transported them to another circus where
they were put on show and were very unhappy so they
all killed themselvs.
The end
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one was the little boy though, and just before he died
he called out his wish for them all to be
reincarnated, and as there was still a wish
remaining...
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he brought all the other merpersons back and they all
were transfered to regular people. The realized they
had a great sound so became the new group, Water
people. after the 1st 12 # 1 hits....
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their lives fell into the inevitable downward spiral
of booze, drugs, and fast women. Their spirit.......
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Their spirits suffered terribly as they forgot who
they were and where they had come from while under the
haze of a drug-induced fog. But the human spirit, in
some, cannot be extinguished that easily. The boy
always lived inside the grown merman, and fought to
remind him of the day he stood on the seashore
watching the dolphins play...
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and he wondered "what happened to my mother?" After
his stint on stage that night he left the theater and
headed home to the last place he remembered his mother
living. When he arrived he saw.............
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a ramshackle cottage sitting in a yard of overgrown
grass and weeds. Yet there was a dim light...
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He struggled through the neglected garden reached the
frount door.Before he knocked he peeped in at the
window and saw....
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an elderly man sitting in front of a dwindling fire.
He had a long beard, a blue captain’s overcoat and an
ancient pipe was perched between his cracked lips.
There was an eye patch over one eye and a wooden peg
protruding from his left pants leg. As if sensing the
boy was there, the wizened man turn toward the window
and said, “Hello son.”
It was then that the boy remembered what that long
letter in a bottle had said, “Do not be sad child,
your father was an ancient mariner beloved by all
things aquatic, your salty tears bond you to him
eternally."
He felt a drop of water run down is face from his eye
and it landed on his lips. Unconsciously, he licked
his lips and realized his tears tasted of salt, just
like the ocean, just like the note had said. He looked
sharply at the man in the cottage and said,
Found by
Kayla Shay
Hello World!
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And the world says Hi!
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VERY GOOD!~
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Now this is cute!
If I had gotten one more message asking how the weather is or telling me how much God loves me today, I was going to scream.
First of all - I'm not too interested in how the weather is since it will have changed by the time I get the message.
Second - News flash to the bible thumpers - The whole world is not Christian and spouting about God may offend some people with other beliefs.
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Got a point but the suggestive talk that I have seen one here and the language is just as bad.
Sorry you feel threatened by those Christians who post on here....though I don't know why they aren't holding a gun to your head are they ?
If something looks remotely offensive then lets just throw it back and let someone else who agrees with the content post.
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lovely bear ...can i say its bear ?^^
Found by Sera
Help! I've been on this island for months! Send Johnny Depp!
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*johnny depp is on his way*
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你在哪里啊？Where are you?
Found by Sera
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This is Teddy the Bear. He lives in Seattle and likes going to the Space Needle, riding the ferries, and looking for driftwood on the beach.
Seattle is nice, he tells me, but he's ready to see the world!
"Oh, really?" I ask. "And what is your plan?"
"How about putting me in a bottle and tossing me into the virtual sea?" he says. "Wouldn't that work?"
Well, I told him that would be alright. I'm jealous, to be honest, because I'd love to go myself, and I'll miss him, but I know he'll have fun and tell me about all of his adventures!
He packed his little suitcase and got his best pajamas ready for the trip.
I told him I'd ask you all to take him to all the fun places and teach him about the world.
Ok, here he is! You all have fun. Take care of Teddy for me please!
And I want to read about everything you do and see.
Bon Voyage, Teddy!
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Very cute!
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Hi from wisconsin usa
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Hi Teddy, hope you get to some interesting places. You are now in S.W öHIö (Trenton Ohio)
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you have made it to BC Canada Teddy!
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Quack Quack Quack
Teddy Bear, the quackers are out there looking for you! You are now in
Pennsylvania USA 9/26/06 :o )
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Hi Teddy, you are in Montana, Shall we go to Glacier or Yellowstone national parks? Maybe there are too many bears there?You decide
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very talented! I live in Olympia Washington USA
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It travelled all the way to England.That's a well travelled teddy. May your journey continue around the world...
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Oh gosh, this is the best Oceangram I have ever seen.
Teddy you are so adorable and I welcome you here in Montreal, Quebec, Canada.
Earlier we took a horse and buggy ride through out Old Montreal and then later climbed the stairs up to Saint Joseph's Oratory. It was a truely fun filled day with you Teddy and now I must bid you goodbye to send you on to your next adventure. Have fun. :-)
I'm going to miss you.
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Teddy spent a few days with me in Kentucky USA.
We visited Mammouth cave national park, where Teddy was a bit afraid, being so far underground. We also toured a bourbon distillery, but I wasn't sure Teddy was old enough to have a taste, so we settled for just a smell. We went to Churchill Downs and watched the beautiful horses race. (Teddy's $2.00 bet in the 5th race made him a cool $120.00). We also visied Abraham Lincoln's birthplace, and Daniel Boone's grave. Now it's time for Teddy to move on, but if he comes back to me, we'll find more fun things to do.
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Teddy ia having great fun with me in San Francisco California. We did have to get him a jacket as it is a little cool here now; he looks so cute in it. We got it in Chinatown and it is a shinny red and he almost looks like a Chinese bear. We had some Chinese food for lunch and then rode the cable cars up and down the hills to Fisherman's Wharf. Did you know the cable cars are America's only mobile national monument? Teddy got a little scared but I just told him to hold on tight. We walked all around the Wharf and ate crate chowder in bread bowls. And we check out the big whaling ship and watched all the street musicans and bought San Francisco t-shirts. After the big day of seeing the city, we went to dinner at the Top of the Mark (big hotel here where you can see the whole bay area.) We had a fine dinner but we both were tired after our busy day so we went to bed early.
Teddy wanted to be off early so I after breakfast I gave him a big hug and kiss and sent him on his way.
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Teddy had a great time tonight in Salem Massachusetts. 10/5/06
He helped kick off the Haunted Happenings Parade in downtown Salem. The Parade was a traditional parade that the residents in the city put on for all the tourists who visit this time of year.
Found by Sera
Good evening, from Moretuca, A small city in the Hrandu contenant of
Mars. How are you?
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We are very fine here on planet Earth. We have many problems to deal
with as do all of the corporal planets, but we do try to deal and work
through such with wisdom and creativity. We are happy most of the time
with occasional angst which we start learning to deal with at an early
age. So....that's how we are! At least for now!
Found by Love Spreadin'
