Showing posts with label ascii art. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ascii art. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Heartman

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okay - and what is that?
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i have no idea...
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Its a laydee!
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It's kinda clever, I wouldn't have the patience

EBB FnR, NZ
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whatever.....off you go
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Nice art!



Art is the kid down the street that does chores for me.

LOL LOL
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It appears to be a person but it doesn't look like a lady to me. Looks more like an Ent or a Greenman. Utah USA Oct. 4, 06
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greetings from canada saskatchewan :)

i dont know what the hell that is, it looks kind of like an ant
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or a mouse
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reminds me of slivers for some reason
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it kinda looks like that Monstar from the Bugs Bunny Cartoon
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ooo k k
o o k k
o o kk
o o k k
ooo k k

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Its obviously an elephant!
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a man with no neck and a water fountain in his hand
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A broken heart!!!
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hallo was

hello wat
you German reden
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someone waving hello people 10-17-06
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I think it looks like an alien asses.
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it's an alien
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it's godzilla
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No, Its Carrot Man!
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I think it's a fine picture of my ex-boyfriend! :)


Found by Sera

Saturday, November 04, 2006

Timmy Turtle

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Timmy Turtle loves to travel to terrific towns. Please take Timmy to your terrific town and tell him a tale of your territory.
In transit, Timmy may tip and take a tumble. He's tense about traveling in this tossing container. I told him to tame his tizzy. Treat him right and teach him tons! Tremendous.
Take care,
Tina. : )
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Hi Timmy Turtle...you just arrived in NB Canada...it's almost 8:00 pm...here you will have a beautiful time since I live in the country...lots of space to move and I'm sure my dog Daisie would love to play with you. Oct 8
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...there are no words.
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Hi Timmy! You have arrived at the official home of Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz in Liberal Kansas. We just had our Ozfest celebration this past weekend. You would have made a fair Toto in the look-alike contest! Just remember, you have the power to get home!
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I'm too tired to try to entertain Timmy.
Ta ta.
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LOL!
Me too. Timmy's travels require too much typing for me today.

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Timmy looks nice.
555 OPFC :D
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We have alligators in Arkansas who are always hungry. I understand they like turtles very much.
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Cute! Umm... a tale about my town. We ha
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Timmy has arrived in Raleigh, NC. Home of the 2006 Stanley Cup Champs, the Carolina Hurricanes! We are the capital city, so you know the city is overrun with government types of folks. So it's pretty windy here! LOL We just had our state fair and the attendence was in the top 5 of all years. We are close to both the coast and the mountains, so whatever your vacation preference is, you are only 2-2.5 hours away from paradise. We are named after Sir Walter Raleigh, and we have a sister city in England somewhere. I forget. Enough.
10/26/06
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I hope you like the heat Timmy, here in Brisbane, Australia it's usually hot, not much rain though (sorry) but lots of ocean. You can swim with dolphins, stingrays, turtles and many breeds of fish, also there are octopus, some dangerous so beware, and on land many spiders some dangerous but also many beautiful creatures like koala, kangaroos, kookaburras, galahs, parrots and lots of lizards... have fun!!



Found by Sera

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Petunia the Pig's Great Adventure


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Petunia the Pig's Great Adventure

Once upon a time there was pig named Petunia...
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who was quite fond of wearing a pink Petunia hat. One day she...
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she woke up to hear a loud banging outside her window. she looked out of the window to find...
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Porky.. the very dapper boar from next door...
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Porky, the always impatient one, was pacing back and forth on the porch stuttering aloud but to himself......
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"Petunia my love how long must we carry on with this charade, you know i am a pig of scrupulous morals and i want you only for.......
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your hat. .
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When she heard that was the only reason he wanted her, she
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slammed the door and started crying. What is Porky thinking? I am a very beautiful Pig. I can't believe he doesn't want me for my.....
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and bam i had ribs bacon and puuled pork dammys mmm mmm that pig was good
the end
Ciao
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But that was just the dream of the neighbor next door on the other side, who was a human pig. Actually, Petunia and Porky went off to Las Vegas, got married and had lots of little porkers, and lived happily ever after. Amen
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One day porky the pig decided to go off in search of fame n fortune and packed up his troubles in his old kit bag and smiled smiled smiled ;)
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---and shaked up with a whino named Alice who lived in a rathole apartment just off the Vegas strip.



Tracking #57485311022

Found by Sera

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Cool Oceangram - Steve Irwin - Happy Holidays

Hello,

This is pretty cool. A "Messge in a bottle"
Well have a good day!
Take Care
Lisa
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Yes this neat, to be able to send messages in a bottle all over the world.
Nice to know where they have been. Take care
Crescent City, Ca
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Boy! It can't get any better than this. I wish I were on an island and receiving all these messages. Take care.
Betty
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I think i would rather be off that island...unless there was a tiki bar there!
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Yea well let's keep throwing this way it's fun.

Mickz - Pakistan.
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Greetings from Canada!
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So true. This is really neat reading thoughts from people all over the world. Tis very very neat. God Bless you all.
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I agree! =D CA USA
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I agree!!! greetings from
Pittsburgh PA USA
09/01/06
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the best part of this whole thing is finding out that there are still decent genuine people the world over.
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did you ever doubt it?
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Got the bottle on Sept. 3 in Newfoundland!
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Australia 5th Sept. A very sad day for us all with the death of 'the crocodile man', Steve Urwin
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We in the USA agree, we too are saddened by the "croc hunter's" sudden death. Our hearts go out to our Aussie friends, our prayers are with you all.
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We all loved Steve Irwin...he was the best, mate! God bless his soul!
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All of Australia is saddened at Steve's passing. Please keep his family in your prayers.

Rox EB, Melb, Australia
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RIP Steve Irwin. He will be missed.


Perth.Western Australia
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This bottle has now reached the UK. I was also saddened by the news of steve Irwin's death and my sympathies go to his family.
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He certainly will be missed. What an inspiration he was to us all to live life to its fullest and love and take care of our fragile planet and its creatures.
~M, Plano, Texas USA 9-7-06 9:00 p.m. CDT
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Long Live The Crocs
BBOT_ JOKER_ UK
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Condolences from Hershey, PA.
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yes very sad news here in new zealand as well.
mm.nz
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Sept 12/06
from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Well, let's try to turn this message into a happier one. Only 104 days to Christmas! 105 until great Boxing Day Sales! :)
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:) christmas! shopping! wheee, i'm giddy!!!
joanie, fl
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Christmas just round the corner,its my favorate time of year,all those smiles on my kids faces,allready started my shopping.NZ 18/9/06
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One holiday at a time, please! Halloween is just around the corner. Always had fun with that.

mmb
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Wow Halloween, then Thanksgiving here in the states, then Christmas where has this year gone. 9-20-06
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Crikey, who knows?
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The Loss of the anyone is always a sad event, especially for those that loved him, but when you think of all the great jokes that are gonna come out of Steves death...well it WAS kinda worth it
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yes. sending a message in a bottle with modern technology is very neat. I am also very upset about Steve's mishap. Many regards to the family and friends down there. And yes o yes.... all the holidays coming in. It seems to go by faster when you are expecting. Everyone have a safe one this year in whatever you celebrate.
From Greenwood, MS
9/27/2006 11:58 a.m.
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my god I wanted to be sarcastic and critical but jeez even I cannot find a crappy thing to say about all this steve stuff well here goes I miss him to. wow that hurts a littlt coming from mean mister muster
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ha ha joker nice one
BBOT NANDI
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7/10/06 Invercargill,New Zealand...2 months til xmas
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Hi this message reaches China now, We miss Steve Irwin too.
Sawyer_Shen
Shanghai, China
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Found by Sera

Monday, October 09, 2006

Hello World!





Hello World!
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And the world says Hi!



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VERY GOOD!~
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Now this is cute!
If I had gotten one more message asking how the weather is or telling me how much God loves me today, I was going to scream.

First of all - I'm not too interested in how the weather is since it will have changed by the time I get the message.

Second - News flash to the bible thumpers - The whole world is not Christian and spouting about God may offend some people with other beliefs.

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Got a point but the suggestive talk that I have seen one here and the language is just as bad.
Sorry you feel threatened by those Christians who post on here....though I don't know why they aren't holding a gun to your head are they ?

If something looks remotely offensive then lets just throw it back and let someone else who agrees with the content post.

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lovely bear ...can i say its bear ?^^


Found by Sera

Island Girl



Help! I've been on this island for months! Send Johnny Depp!
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*johnny depp is on his way*
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你在哪里啊?Where are you?


Found by Sera