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Safe travels...Good night, sleep tight everybody...Oregon 12/14/06
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hmmm....a message from the future...nice....here in texas it is only 10/14/2006. What is the future like?
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A future bottle
:cool: 555 OPFC :cool:
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Oh, future bottle, which horse will win the Melbourne Cup? I need the money! New Zealand.
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Found by Sera
i look like ronald mcdonald
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Oh, Bless you heart
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Cool you got the big shoes too?
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maybe if you went a stylist and avoided yellow and orange clothing.....
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I bet you get all the free hamburgers you want!
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Ronald McDonald is HOT! :)
Found by Sera
All those people you lost track of, they are here in my basement. I feed them once a day and make them play endless games of Monopoly. I am the banker and the little dog. I won't let them have hotels or 200 dollars for pass go.
You should have kept in touch, I am making their lives a living hell.
I hid all the get out of Jail free cards
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Whoo!
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Alrighty, then...
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cool...
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You must be another Kelloggs Crunchy Nut!
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Bad Boy Bubby eat your heart out!
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~very funnny. CC Michigan
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Hey I think that's great - do you have any more room -- I have a few for you that I would like to add. BL/Michigan
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Try and catch moo base Alpha and keep 'em there, please!
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I know of a few that I would also love to give to you. But only if you promise to keep them!
Oklahoma
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Do you ever make them play other games like Twister or Candyland?
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okay..............sounds like your off your meds.
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I think Prozak or Lithium might be in order here. 10/16/06 - Carmelita - MI
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Yo I think I played with this dude... that sounds like every game of Monopoly I've been force to play (which is all of them).
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It;s scary because it could be true!
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That was very funny!
(really!)
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I also have people to send you and they are in the bottle..Also make sure they do not get to collect the Free Parking money, have them use all small denomination bills (like 10 $1's instead of a single $10)and use loaded dice..Thanks!!
Found by Sera
mark loves kelly 08/10/99 - present xx
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joanie loves chachi!
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Batman loves Robin!
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Romeo loves Juliet...
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trisatn loves ISolde
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patch loves kayla
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Elizabeth loves Mr. Darcy
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Fred loves Wilma
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Hillary loves Coni
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Homer love Marge
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Rob loves Laura
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Amber loves Greg
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I love Nascar
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Lucy loves Ricky GR
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Mandy loves her children
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Melanie loves chocolate
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i love you all!
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Siobhan loves Mehmet
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Ellen loves Bryan
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Bill loves Monica
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Ricky loves Lucy
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Charles loves Camilla
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Forget love... I wanna fall in Chocolate
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Beau loves Hope. 8-17-06
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I love Mr.Big
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I love Martin l - MSEK -
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Anibunny loves Donny-chan!
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I love me, I think I'm grand, I love to sit and hold my hand
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Who cares who loves who?
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Well with an attitude like yours, I bet no-one loves you! LOL
Maggie loves John
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so much love around
:-)
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Selene love Giovanni
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Sandra loves Dave 10/7
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Sara loves Erich!
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Who loves Teddy?
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Mel loves Dana
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Nancy loves Ron
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Kathy loves Dan
Arizona USA 10/26/06
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Jesus loves you!
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EVERYBODY LOVES ME!!!=D....
spreading the love around....
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Took 49 years , but I'm finally starting to love ME
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Amen to the previous comment. And:
Mommy loves Nolan <3
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Miss Piggy loves Kermit
Found by Sera
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
: )
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LOL
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A word to the wise, do not pull out gray hair... Each one you pull will come back and bring friends.............
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Gray hair -- the crown of glory!!
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hair? I used to have hair...... a long time ago....
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Gray hair is a sign of dignity-I chose dye and being just me and looking ten years younger!
MA/USA 11/02/06 5:45pm--------------------
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Hair Hair now !
Cute , Cute !
Pa. 11-3-06 7PM
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Cant even imagine how grey I am now, thank God for L'oreal!
Found by Sera
LOL INTERNET
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LMAO telephone
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ROFL Pencils
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PMSL mobile phones
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HTH Hints
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OMG politics
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NO WAI
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I think I'm too old for all that! :o)
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WTG postcrossing
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kuf tellmarketers !!
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ROTFLMFAO purple monkey dishwasher kazzle
c.u.f
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LOL Call Center Reps grumpy rude customers
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Ok then....
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そかそかｗｗｗ
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yeah......I AM TOTALLY RANDOM TOO!!!!
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lol passing it on
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Has been gone out of there minds here... wat sh** is tat??
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WTF? Tecommunication?
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BRB
Later....
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This is a foreign tongue to me.
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ROFL at this message
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I memorized Holy Grail really well.
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL.
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TTFN
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WTH?
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huh?
Found by Sera
Help! I've been on this island for months! Send Johnny Depp!
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*johnny depp is on his way*
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你在哪里啊？Where are you?
Found by Sera
Joke......... Why should,nt you tell a secret around a clock? Because time will tell.
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Joke..... Where do frogs like to eat?
IHOP
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Joke: Something that is supposed to be funny.
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That's what I thought BBOT christal girl
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I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that those people are avoiding me because they don't like me.
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One sunny day in Ireland, two men were sitting in a pub, drinking some Guinness, when one turns to the other and says "You see that man over there? He looks just like me! I think I'm gonna go over there and talk to him." So, he goes over to the man and taps him on the shoulder. "Excuse me sir," he starts, "but I noticed you look just like me!" The second man turns around and says "Yeah, I noticed the same thing, where you from?", "I'm from Dublin", second man stunned says, "Me too! What street do you live on?", "McCarthy street", second man replies, "Me too! What number is it?", the first man announces, "162", second man shocked says, "Me too! What are your parents names?", first man replies, "Connor and Shannon", second man awestruck says, "Mine too! This is unbelievable!"
So, they buy some more Guinness and they're talking some more when the bartenders change shifts. The new bartender comes in and goes up to the other bartender and asks "What's new today?" "Oh, the Murphy twins are drunk again."
Hopper BBOT UK
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What goes up and down, but never moves?
Stairs
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With as big as the ocean is, we can only keep getting old jokes???
Send new jokes please!!!!
Found by Sera
What's the most embarressing thing that has ever happened to you?
Mine is when we moved into our new home that we built, the fences behind us hadn't been put up. But that was ok because no house was there. Anyway after a shower I ran into our rumpus room to find some clean clothes. Our rumpus room has three HUGE windows facing the back of our property To my horror, 3 builders were building that fence in full view of my curtainless windows, to see me in all my glory. I hid in my room for an hour!! I was mortified!
Skip EB
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Well we had an underground wasp nest that happened to be right under our bedroom and the guy who was going to get rid of it was a friend and we were doing what husbands and wives do, and hadnt realised he arrived and was crawling underneath our very room while we were 'busy' NOW THAT IS EMBARRASSING and NO i'm not putting down my name!
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I got into the wrong car at a drive in once and quickly handed the guy that was in there my tray of drinks and corndogs.When I saw his face, I realized that it wasn't my husband and I had to grab my tray back from him and beat a hasty retreat only to go 3 cars down. This was AFTER I had snatched a speaker off another car with my big 8 month pregnant belly trying to squeeze inbetween cars cuz I was in a hurry to eat my corndog! LOL That's why I had gotten into the wrong car cuz I was in a dither over that. My husband wouldn't take me home cuz he paid his money and he's staying!" and I was too embarassed to get back out of the car to use the restroom later on so I just sat right there in his car and peed my pants LOL LOL
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**rudeness edited** I have never done anything as stupid as what you people have said.
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never anything like those but its not sick just mishaps in life.
thank you for making me smile.
HH Upstate NY 9/14/06
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mine was at school i was sent up on the stage to accept and achivement award and i let one rip infront of all the pupils at school..lol, i got some stick for the rest of the year for that one
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Thanks for the laughs.
I'm not telling mine...I have too many to decide which one to use!
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*IMAO* I remember one rainy day my friend and I were talking about crushes then my friend pointed out that I'd look cute with some boy I knew from elementary school, so I got mad at her and attacked her with my umbrella then she slided all the way down the hill we were walking and her skirt was all wet like she peed on it :P (it was more embarrasing for her than it was for me) all the senior students were in fits :p
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nothing embarasing that I can think Of or is it that thememory just dulls with age!! 70
Ashburton New Zealand 10 09 06
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A pap smear!
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can't really think of anything as embarrassing as the above...
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Great! Thanks for the smiles.
Just the other day, a group of boys were riding their bikes and wouldn't get out of the way of traffic. They were causing problems just to be 'cute'. I was the first car in line behind them and there were several cars behind me. I finally lost my temper and pounded on my horn. Well, my horn got stuck! It was blaring out on long BEEEPPPPPPPP! I had to drive like that to the next side street, park, and try to open my hood. My hood wouldn't open and the horn just went on and on. No one would stop and help me. People were standing in their doorways watching. And, worse of all, the group of little boys stopped across the street and were laughing so hard they were falling on the ground! christie Illinois
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Embarrising momesnts are just that!!! Ones in which I will keep to myself! Thanks for SHARING! lol Idiana 6/06
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Found by Lingly
What's the most embarressing thing that has ever happened to you?
Mine is when we moved into our new home that we built, the fences behind us hadn't been put up. But that was ok because no house was there. Anyway after a shower I ran into our rumpus room to find some clean clothes. Our rumpus room has three HUGE windows facing the back of our property To my horror, 3 builders were building that fence in full view of my curtainless windows, to see me in all my glory. I hid in my room for an hour!! I was mortified!
Skip EB
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Well we had an underground wasp nest that happened to be right under our bedroom and the guy who was going to get rid of it was a friend and we were doing what husbands and wives do, and hadnt realised he arrived and was crawling underneath our very room while we were 'busy' NOW THAT IS EMBARRASSING and NO i'm not putting down my name!
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I got into the wrong car at a drive in once and quickly handed the guy that was in there my tray of drinks and corndogs.When I saw his face, I realized that it wasn't my husband and I had to grab my tray back from him and beat a hasty retreat only to go 3 cars down. This was AFTER I had snatched a speaker off another car with my big 8 month pregnant belly trying to squeeze inbetween cars cuz I was in a hurry to eat my corndog! LOL That's why I had gotten into the wrong car cuz I was in a dither over that. My husband wouldn't take me home cuz he paid his money and he's staying!" and I was too embarassed to get back out of the car to use the restroom later on so I just sat right there in his car and peed my pants LOL LOL
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You're sick. You people disgust me. I have never done anything as stupid as what you people have said.
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never anything like those but its not sick just mishaps in life.
thank you for making me smile.
HH Upstate NY 9/14/06
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mine was at school i was sent up on the stage to accept and achivement award and i let one rip infront of all the pupils at school..lol, i got some stick for the rest of the year for that one
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Thanks for the laughs.
I'm not telling mine...I have too many to decide which one to use!
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*IMAO* I remember one rainy day my friend and I were talking about crushes then my friend pointed out that I'd look cute with some boy I knew from elementary school, so I got mad at her and attacked her with my umbrella then she slided all the way down the hill we were walking and her skirt was all wet like she peed on it :P (it was more embarrasing for her than it was for me) all the senior students were in fits :p
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nothing embarasing that I can think Of or is it that thememory just dulls with age!! 70
Ashburton New Zealand 10 09 06
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A pap smear!
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can't really think of anything as embarrassing as the above...
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Great! Thanks for the smiles.
Just the other day, a group of boys were riding their bikes and wouldn't get out of the way of traffic. They were causing problems just to be 'cute'. I was the first car in line behind them and there were several cars behind me. I finally lost my temper and pounded on my horn. Well, my horn got stuck! It was blaring out on long BEEEPPPPPPPP! I had to drive like that to the next side street, park, and try to open my hood. My hood wouldn't open and the horn just went on and on. No one would stop and help me. People were standing in their doorways watching. And, worse of all, the group of little boys stopped across the street and were laughing so hard they were falling on the ground! christie Illinois
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Embarrising momesnts are just that!!! Ones in which I will keep to myself! Thanks for SHARING! lol Idiana 6/06
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Found by Sera
