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Hey, I got jipped. 70 years later and I am still waiting for my Prince charming.
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Well, I know that they say you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you get your prince but to wait 70yrs sounds a bit on the harsh side to me.
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Yes, who the heck are you, Miss Haversham?
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give out a wee bit more...
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Heehee
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Wait, I hear a horse coming up the street...is it....??????
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Here he comes, with a 15 inch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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15 inch pizza that is.
-the grinch
Found by Sera
Андрюша, зайчёнок! Я тебя безумно люблю, и хочу за тебя замуж!
Твоя Мася
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translation:
Andryusha, zaychenok! 4 you I madly love, and I want for you marry! Your mA
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Love'n'Light
~Bottleparty~
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SWEEEEEEEEET
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ohh crazy russians!!!
Found by Sera
I saw you nearly a week ago. It has been about 13 years since I had last seen you. Did you see the pain in my eyes? Have you heard my calls out to you? We had such a strong connection all those years ago. There must be a reason why I saw you. I wish I could have spoken to you. Are you happy? You deserve happiness, dear Paul. I am sorry for all the pain I caused you all those years ago. It is important for you to know that I am not that same young woman. I wish I could just see you again... talk to you... touch you... love you...
1-4-3 Tiffany
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Wow.
Relationships are complicated things.
Love and emotion doesn't disappear when the person does.
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life complicated Love
Found by Sera
I am not in love with my boyfriend anymore. We have lived together for three years and are financialy entangled with one another. He is a good man I just don't love him ay more.
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Time to get on with your life. One you fall out of love with someone it just leads to more problems that it is worth. Time to sit down and have a heart to heart. Then go your seperate ways.....
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Sit him down and talk about how you feel.. I know it would be easier to stay together but it will only get worse. Sort it out asap, especially the financial stuff.
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Obviously, she was never truly in love, just "in lust"
Maybe she doesn't float his boat anymore, either.
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It is TIME to move on Life is TOO short! Good luck
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I am not in love with my boyfriend anymore. We have lived together for three years and are financialy entangled with one another. He is a good man I just don't love him ay more.
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Time to get on with your life. One you fall out of love with someone it just leads to more problems that it is worth. Time to sit down and have a heart to heart. Then go your seperate ways.....
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Sit him down and talk about how you feel.. I know it would be easier to stay together but it will only get worse. Sort it out asap, especially the financial stuff.
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Obviously, she was never truly in love, just "in lust"
Maybe she doesn't float his boat anymore, either.
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It is TIME to move on Life is TOO short! Good luck
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Just break up with him, but dont tell him about it. Let the problem work itself out. Kinda like what they did to Milton in Offica Space.
-Ross
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Tell him you don't love him any more but be kind about it. Do move on, life is tooooooo short to stay together, and the longer you stay in a relationship such as this, the harder it is to evenutally part. I know (I speak from experience). Good luck girl.
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Don't waste more of your life or his. Do it. Separate.
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LOL, milton from office space... thats funny!
Seriously though, life is just too short to waste time on this, you have your whole life to live and so does he... dont waste another moment, i wasted 3 years with someone who wasnt right for me, and i stayed for no other reason than comfort.. silly, but we all do it at some stage in our lives.. Goodluck, and at those times when you miss him, just remember how strong you are and what lies ahead.. there is always something exciting around the corner xx CS from South Australia :)
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Move on now! It will not get easier and you will be doing him a favor so that he can find someone that is truly in love with him and not just comfortable with him.
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Do the guy a favor and leave.
Found by Sera
mark loves kelly 08/10/99 - present xx
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joanie loves chachi!
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Batman loves Robin!
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Romeo loves Juliet...
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trisatn loves ISolde
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patch loves kayla
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Elizabeth loves Mr. Darcy
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Fred loves Wilma
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Hillary loves Coni
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Homer love Marge
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Rob loves Laura
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Amber loves Greg
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I love Nascar
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Lucy loves Ricky GR
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Mandy loves her children
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Melanie loves chocolate
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i love you all!
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Siobhan loves Mehmet
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Ellen loves Bryan
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Bill loves Monica
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Ricky loves Lucy
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Charles loves Camilla
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Forget love... I wanna fall in Chocolate
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Beau loves Hope. 8-17-06
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I love Mr.Big
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I love Martin l - MSEK -
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Anibunny loves Donny-chan!
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I love me, I think I'm grand, I love to sit and hold my hand
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Who cares who loves who?
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Well with an attitude like yours, I bet no-one loves you! LOL
Maggie loves John
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so much love around
:-)
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Selene love Giovanni
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Sandra loves Dave 10/7
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Sara loves Erich!
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Who loves Teddy?
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Mel loves Dana
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Nancy loves Ron
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Kathy loves Dan
Arizona USA 10/26/06
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Jesus loves you!
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EVERYBODY LOVES ME!!!=D....
spreading the love around....
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Took 49 years , but I'm finally starting to love ME
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Amen to the previous comment. And:
Mommy loves Nolan <3
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Miss Piggy loves Kermit
Found by Sera
ただ生きているだけで死にたくなる瞬間がある。
その瞬間がどれだけ続くのか恐ろしくなる時がある。
だが何も考えない。
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Why do I wonder if foreign people are accessing this site, they probably can read and write in English?
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I'd hate to see their key-board!
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umm pie :)
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This is an international site. Can you not show some patience for other people? Do they have to know your own language when you do not try to learn another? I myself speak 6 different lanhuages, and I am sorry I did not master any oriental one yet...
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:) Just pass it on to someone who can understand it . Just leave a :)
we don't want hostile people on this ocean
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It might say something beautiful. :)
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hehehe im beautiful :)
i no every1 who reads this wil love me coz im AUSTRALIAN!!!! :):):)
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生きることはつらいけど
誰かを愛することができたら
それだけで
少しだけ
強く生きることができる
誰かを愛することって、
大切ですよね
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Great! I wait for fifteen minutes and I can't even read the stupid message! >:(
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While both of the boxed messages are Japanese language, I could not get a good translation on the original sender's message. The next box message translates with lovely thoughts of living with balance and love in our lives which will make us strong. I implore all of you oceangram lovers to go to a free translation site (do a google) and try your hand at copying and pasting the boxes to the translator. You will not always get a great translation--but sometimes you will, and you will realize that it was worth the effort to try. Happy translating!! Lynne at bottleparty PA USA 10-25-06
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wo ist meine oma?
wo ist meine mutter?
I'm learming german:)
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Here's the translation I received for the first one:
"There is the moment when I want to die just to live.
There is time becoming terrible. Where does the moment lead?
But I think about nothing."
Here's the second:
"If I can love somebody though it is hard, with that alone I am strong, and I can live my life.
Loving somebody,
I am important."
Found by Sera
Girl meets boy...
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Boy meets girl and they lived happily ever after.
Satisfied ?
someone in rainy Belgium
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Sure
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Nobody lives happily ever after. Most live contentedly ever after.
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Where in the world do people live ever after?!
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i'm living happily ever after. we do have ups and downs but everyone has those, its how you deal with them that matters. i married my childhood sweetheart we have been married for five years so far and we will still be married by the time we are 96!
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And what happens at age 97?
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At 97 most of us will be dead.
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i hope to be dead way before 97
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So should I give my ex another chance? I love him, but I don't want to get hurt again.
Found by Sera
And everything comes down to this one question: "does the Girl ever get the Boy?"
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I think so, once in a while. But, then the girl finds out the boy wants to be a girl. :(
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What happens when the girl decides that she never really needed the boy.
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sure ya just have to make sure she is good and drunk
just kidding
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I picked the wrong boy....
Cape Coral, Florida, USA
9.25.2006
10:33
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what about when boy marries girl for citizenship and he has another wife and child in his country and he and his wife are criminals there? (true story )
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Hello from Windsor/Canada.
Sept.30.2006. 8:36pm
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Yeah baby YEAH!!!
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The sad thing is that so many people are declaired criminal in their country and then they are allowed to come to other countries, like the USA. Of course, Countries like the USA and Austr were founded with criminals.
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this girl is getting her man :)
Love'n'Light
~Bottleparty~
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this girl did!!!
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LANDED UP IN SOUHAMPTON HAMPSHIRE UNITED KINGDOM17.10.2006
THERE CAN BE HAPPY EVER AFTERS, YEAH IT HAPPENS FOR SURE ..... KEEP THE FAITH XXX
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girl does get the boy but then after many years decides she doesn't love him anymore but cannot leave because she still cares for him. :-(
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okay here's true story:
girl gets boy, then 2 kids come along...5 or so years later, girl gets another boy with drugs and girl leaves 1st boy and leaves kids, then girl comes back after 3 years to boy again and gets him again with the kids, and stays about 1 year and leaves again! Girl get's 3rd boy and leaves the planet for 10 years, and then appears in family again for 6 months and leaves again get's another boy.....dumps him and get's another boy. At this point we have all lost count. Kids are now all grown up and have kids of their own. Girl is messed up.
Found by Sera
Do you like men with long hair/beards?
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нет0
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I am a man so I decline to answer.
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Sometimes just having a different hairstyle than other men is enough to get the ladies looking. When I tended bar down here in Texas, I noticed the girls all watching a long-haired young man, when every other cowboy in the place young or old had short hair. That young man was very handsome, too, but the long hair got their attention.
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Good day from Al in Mount Upton, NY, USA. Today is Friday Sept. 29th, 2006.
Yeah, and long Red, Green, Blue and Purple hair draws attention also. Especially if an old man *** **** when he was younger. The freak might be his off spring.
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well aren't YOU showing your age? pre WWII I bet
'Long haired freaky people need not apply'?
Give me a head with hair, long beautiful hair, shining, streaming, gleaming, black and flaxen.
give me it down to there, HAIR!
shoulder length and longer
here baby, there
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I am a woman and I love men with long hair, bikers usually but I love long hair
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It's not the hair that I notice first. It's the eyes and the smile so long or short hair, doesn't matter. -Mia
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Very few men look good in long hair or beards, but man when they do...
OOOHHHLAAALAAA
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I don't care about the hair..........it's the personality that is under it!!!
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I like both long hair and beards on men.
Found by Sera
A man of quality seeking a bottle wife.
BBOT_ JOKER_ UK
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Sorry, I won't fit in the bottle, so I'll throw the bottle back out
for you!!!
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No hope in hell of me fitting into the bottle either - so back into
the water it goes. (EB)
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Are you U.K.!?
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yes the uk
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I've squeezed into many things in my life but a bottle is just one
step too far, sweetie.
~M in UK 2 ~
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My days of squeezing into bottles is long past dear. Back in the
ocean you go again. 9/07 michigan
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Someone wants a genie! Good luck! 9.6.06 Spokane WA USA
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Good luck to you but don't hold your breath waiting. Maine USA.
9/8/06 6:00 PM.
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Yes, best of luck to you! Just don't hold your breath ~ even
Barbie's couldn't fit in these bottles. :-)
TX ~ 9/8/06
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Back to the UK again, good luck on your search I'm afraid I'm already
married!
plymouth UK 10th Sept
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can i have a bigger bottle please?
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honey I think you best be sending out a bigger bottle if you're
wanting to catch a wife.
Hi to the KT
9/10
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I got my finger in there...
TEOC
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I think NZ is to far to travel from in a bottle
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an angel will be sending you one and you won't believe she was there
all along. see with your heart not with your eyes! celina oh 09-12-
2006
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Ditto to all the fitting into the bottle stuff. LOL
A note to whoever said Hi to the KT, would that be a Kitchen Table
person? If so, I'll have to come out of Lurkdom and let you know
that I saw your note!
Bucks County, Pa. 9-13-06......USA
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Wrong shape bottle
need one shorter and much wider
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I HOPE EVERYONE HERE IS NOT TAKING THIS AS SERIOUS AS IT SOUNDS!!
BOOGZ FLORIDA
9/13/06 5:56 PM
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*** Foreign Language unreadable by finder's browser***
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what do the ditts mean?
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I'm on my way sweetie. be sure to pop the cork as soon as I get
there. I start to hyperventilate when I'm in tight places.
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Sorry your too late, I'm already taken....
I've heard of a bottle calf, but, not a bottle wife....
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I can't fit into this bottle, but I can fit into a barrell....i will
be right over!
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I have a good man but I am happy to pass on your bottle for you.
CA 9/29/06
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Happy to see that. CN 10/1/2006
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Have you tried a mail-order bride. They'll overnight one by Fed-Ex.
You even get to choose from a catalog. I chose a red head myself.
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sorry I'm no woman
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Maybe he wanted a wife who drinks ...
drinks what ...
more information is needed ...
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Well i put my ovary juices in the bottle for ya so at least you can
taste me when it gets there, think of this as a scratch and sniff.....
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male...
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I don't mind trying to squeeze into a bottle to do a little sight-
seeing, but I'm not commiting myself to any one man, no matter how
charming he seems.
Found by Smedley
My secret? I almost bailed at my wedding.
I was still in love with my ex. And although I ended up marrying, I was still in love with my ex for about 2 more years.
Sometimes I talk online and feel I connect to other guys.
The sad part? I honestly love my husband.
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Seems to me you should have done your husband a favor and bailed, but instead you only thought of yourself. How selfish.
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I started the relationship with my currentgirl while I still wasnt over my ex. its taken about 6 months to get over it. my gf knows, and brings it up in every discussion she's losing... but I honestly love my girl, about 10 times more then Ive ever had feelings for my ex. perhaps I should wait longer then 1 month after a 3 year relationship to start a new one
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love alone can tear a person apart.
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it is a shame when you marry someone out of some disjointed loyalty only to spend the rest of your married life miserable
c.u.f
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Yep - I almost married someone out of loyalty - thank heavens I saw the light!
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You know, I have a different point of view about all this. First off, I don't see anyone in this oceangram who married anybody out of loyalty, misplaced or otherwise,. Except for the person just before me, who apparently did.
Second, a lot of people are still in love with their ex after a divorce. That depends on who initiated the divorce and what the issues were. That's pretty normal.
Do you have to wait to have another relationship until the coals of a first are completely dead, I'd say it depends. I don't think it's necessary for all positive feelings about an ex to disappear. However, if you have active plans to socialize with your ex or even try to sleep with him again, you're not ready for another relationship. If you still have thoughts in your head, but no real desire or intention to act on them , I'd say you're ready - go ahead.
Third, as far as I'm concerned, being in a committed relationship doesn't mean that you can't feel you connect with other guys. At least, if "connect" is beng used the way I would use it. Having a committed relationship doesn't mean you can't have connections with other men.
The first person here loves her husband. I don't see that she has anything to be sorry or worried about. At least from what I read in the message. I think some of the people who've added to this oceangram are assuming a lot that isn't said and being very judgmentmental about what they think has been said.
OK. I'm done. Utah USA 9/21/06
-sc
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Well said sc !
Different strokes for different folks. I thhink we can have different sorts of feelings of love. I love several of my friends. Some I just have acquaintances with. All men (as am I) but I have no desire to run away with them and live with them. Slightly different with opposite sex but same principle. As long as there aren't the dangerous 'romantic' fantasies or lust it can work perfectly well. If my wife was still friends with her ex, I could deal with that. If she spent weekends with him I'd worry ! I gues I'm saying that love can change shape from romantic or lustful to cosy and friendly. And there must always be happy times to remember. Don't look for perfection in life. Just make the most of what you have and try not to hurt anyone. RG UK
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I'm totally not married.
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Great words of wisdom in this botle.
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Get counseling!EVERYONE!
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Umm errr .. what they said .. nothing to add here .. Back goes the bottle.
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A lot of people discussing it is better than one trying to deal with it alone.
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I wonder whether the original sender is tracking this? I only want to add that even when in a relationship, people can't help it if they feel "crushes" and/or "connections" to other men or women. These things can pass. It's only a problem if you act on it. Or actively seek it out. Don't ruin what you have on a whim, but don't string your husband along, either.
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Lots of words of wisdom. I made a serious mistake when I married my second husband as he was a horrible mean man. The details would shock anyone but even though I divorced him many long years ago and have no contact it hurt me and my family and the effects are still evident. Take your time choosing a life partner. Six more months and I would never have married him. If a person has met "the right one" he/she will still be there in six months or a year. If it's the wrong person, they will be long gone.
Found by Sera
Greeting from Texas.
I am getting married tomorrow. I will be on my way to Cozmel by Saturday.
Love
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Congrats on getting married from San Diego California
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U gay?
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Essential Baby is full of Bogans. The place to be is Bogan Free at BFZ.
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Best wishes
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Congrats and enjoy your honeymoon.
sept10
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My condolences to both you fools.
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best wishes from the UK
Chris AYMEr 11/sept/06
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Best wishes from the US 9/12/06
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Hope you have MANY happy years together!
GeeWhiskers, HTE
Colorado Springs, CO, USA
9/12/06
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congratulations from penrith sydney australia
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Congratulations from Columbia, Missouri 9/14/06
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How wonderful- the night before your marriage and you are sharing it with us. All the best.
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um goodl uck
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Congratulations.
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congradulations from Slovenia,Europe 18sept06
by now ure probably enjoying your honeymoon=)have a good time and a good life
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Congratulations from Michigan. May you both have a wonderful life full of love and happiness.
9/18/06
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isabel says what the hell
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goodl uck! hope you beatout the statistics........
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congrats
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hmmm..has time to sit on a computer the nite before her wedding. I don't give the marriage too long before it goes bust.
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Well in 4 years time my parents will be celebrating their 60th Wedding anniversary.
I wish you well in your life ahead.
May some roads be rockey and the trials ahead hard... But if you can cope with them then the rest will be a breeze.
I know because my mum is still hanging in there 56 years later even though there has been a few up's and down's in there married life.
Kat from New Zealand.
21/9/06
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poop-a-kunga!
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may you live in interesting times.
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Wish you the best, live, love, and laugh. Never go to bed mad. Lousiana - 9-25-06
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Yeah but
Hopper BBOT UK
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congrats
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Best Wishes!
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I hope you won't listen to the naysayers. We have been married for 50 years and I still love him dearly. Best, best wishes. Austin, Texas 9/29/06
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Where is Cozmel? In Kurdistan?
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Hope you had a great day. BROXI BBOT
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Congrats!
My folks made 69 years before mom died.
I'm going on 31 years this go-around
My kid bro is coming up on 48 years this month
1 Oct 2006 SoCal
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Congratulations! Wishing you both a long and happy life together!
(hugs) Chicago 10/2
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Best Wishes
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Here is a wonderful old song:
How the world can change.
It can change like that!
due to that wonderful word, MARRIED!
See a palace rise, from a two-room flat,
Due to that wonderful word, MARRIED!
And the old despair, that was sometimes there,
suddenly ceases to be....
and you'll wake one day, turn around and say,
"somebody WONDERFUL married me!"
And so he did, and I wish you absolutely, the very best. Widowed at 34, raised 6 children alone, life is worth living. Enjoy every moment, even when it hurts.
Found by Sera
Some body loves you...
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Wish I knew who it was. Since the first post is being secretive, will you tell me? Then just "back-ward" the bottle and I'll take things from there. Thank you.
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God loves you. All you need to do is reach out to him in a humble spirit. He and nobody else created you.
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...ok, so God loves me. that doesn't help me out. what I would like is a lover who can double as my best friend...I know just the person, but he doesn't seem to realize it...
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Hmmmm......
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my dog?
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I would prefer the touchy love rather than the kneeling one.
Hopper BBOT UK
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Yeah, but a dog would always love you just the way you are. No matter what you do, the dog would love you. Know what I mean?
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lol
kjs231
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I know what you mean about the dog. I love mine and she loves me.
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I have 2 kittens. They love me the best, cuz i secretly hand feed them chicken in the middle of the night. They know who to side their allegiance with....
Tess (London, UK)
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Careful with the cats- sounds like the movie Gremlins....
And about that dog love stuff. I thought that was illegal.
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NAUGHTY!!!
SMH
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I know and I am thankful.
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I love myself
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Your Mama always loves you!
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your mama HAS to love you
Found by Sera
dale is the love of my life , without him i am nothing , he is the air i breath , the light in my day the stars in my night, he makes my world turn , thankyou for the wonderful gift of love .
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I wish I had love like that....I live with someone whom I love so dearly, but he does not love me back in the same way. Good for you, cherish what you have.
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I'm really happy for you.
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One-sided love seems to be the way most times. Too bad.
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Congratulations. We've been married 38 years, and are still best of friends.
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sounds fabulous
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chip is more my type.
if ya dont get it ask someone older
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correction: makes my world spin...
:grin: LxQ
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I can live without it.
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I can't imagine my life with my hubby. W have been together since we were teenagers have 2 wonderful kids. I love him so much......:)9/06
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os deseo la mjor suerte del mundo, sand.
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Am I the only one who finds her statement sad? "I"m nothing without him" That is SAD !
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he is bonking your best friend
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How about a Chippendale?
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why do ppl have to ruin such nice bottle msgs? Uhhhg.
9/11/06 ~ UpStateNY
A sad anniversary for America...... TR
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That's great that yo ulove in and he loves you. don't ever take that for granted.
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I married a man who has become the very reason behind my every smile. After 13 years of marriage, our love is just as new and fresh. I'm not saying, I don't wish I could "strangle" him at times, but he really is the love of my life.
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the longest notes on this thing are the ones about love.
they are boring, but maybe it means something that they're the most popular.
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Nice to hear about, and inspiring. But be careful and don't lose your sense of self so much in another person that if something should happen, you are devastated and cannot function.
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Peter is also the love of my life, we have been married for 32 years and have 2 beautiful girls. Neither of us have lost our personality. We have lots in common, but we also have different interests.We find ourselfves funny and are great pals....kind of coplement each other.
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yawn
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ZZZZZZZ!
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Let love rule.
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"Without him I am nothing." Better you should say that about God, than a man.
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to many people settle for less Demand the best and you won't settle!
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i'm still lmao over the dale comment........yeah i got it......did you??
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Many people ALWAYS have to ridicule people, or cut them down, I'm sure that she didn't literally mean, without him she was nothing, just her way of expressing how much she loved him-I think you are "sad" if you can't be happy for someone that has that much love for someone she is married to, and I bet she was just referring to human beings and no reference that she loved him more than GOD--I bet you guys that do that, find no joy except to "kick" people around! Larry W. in Oklahoma City
Found by Sera
Eu te amo Augusto.
Bjs.
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Can't read it, I speak English
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And I'm sure Augusto loves you too.
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We are now all thoroughly cognizant that you speak only English. When do you suppose it will become apparent that not everyone is speaking to you?
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me speake to you, but you no hear over other voices that you only hear...indiana
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Bonjour, je m'appel Lynne at bottleparty 10-4-06
Found by Sera
What was a "defining moment" in your life?
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When I realized that my best friend was my soul mate
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When I stopped expecting my parents to be perfect. I grew up that day and I was almost 30 years old.
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I am still waiting for it. Hopefully it will come soon..............
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My wedding day absolutely. I never understood the meaning of " walking on air" until that day, and actually experienced that sensation. Very euphoric.........and I might add, it was 30 years ago!!!
A in Toronto 29/09/06
Found by Sera
Teenagers should not say that they have "finally" found someone. No you haven't! You found someone early in the game, congrats! I hate teenage girls.
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Don't hate teenage girls. Knowledge of what love is comes slowly, it evolves through circumstance and time. The love you have in high school looks almost silly later on. I married at 19 and thought love was friendship and obedience to my husband's will and other silly things.
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It's too bad people especialy teens think they need to be with someone.
Though I have been married for 19 years it is sad to hear when people say I finally found someone.
Accept who you are, live your life and meet people along the way. They will find you.
Found by Sera
