Off His Meds

All those people you lost track of, they are here in my basement. I feed them once a day and make them play endless games of Monopoly. I am the banker and the little dog. I won't let them have hotels or 200 dollars for pass go.
You should have kept in touch, I am making their lives a living hell.
I hid all the get out of Jail free cards
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Whoo!
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Alrighty, then...
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cool...
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You must be another Kelloggs Crunchy Nut!

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Bad Boy Bubby eat your heart out!
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~very funnny. CC Michigan
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Hey I think that's great - do you have any more room -- I have a few for you that I would like to add. BL/Michigan
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Try and catch moo base Alpha and keep 'em there, please!
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I know of a few that I would also love to give to you. But only if you promise to keep them!
Oklahoma
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Do you ever make them play other games like Twister or Candyland?
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okay..............sounds like your off your meds.
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I think Prozak or Lithium might be in order here. 10/16/06 - Carmelita - MI
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Yo I think I played with this dude... that sounds like every game of Monopoly I've been force to play (which is all of them).
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It;s scary because it could be true!
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That was very funny!
(really!)
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I also have people to send you and they are in the bottle..Also make sure they do not get to collect the Free Parking money, have them use all small denomination bills (like 10 $1's instead of a single $10)and use loaded dice..Thanks!!

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A Blade of Grass

The moment one gives close attention to anything, even a blade of grass, it becomes a mysterious, awesome, indescribably magnificent world in itself.
-- Henry Miller

Will you describe one thing? Just a short paragraph...one thing in this world that you know well and help us know that thing/moment/person and appreciate the beauty of it in the world.
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I love it when I see a single ray of golden sunshine coming through the window making a halo on the floor. It makes me think it is God remembering me and his way of warming my soul with his love.
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*()*
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The full moon floating over the tree limbs bathing the landscape with a silvery light.
The first breath of air when the sun rises.
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When I am out in the wilderness, especially around dusk... a chill wind blows on my face, almost stings my eyes... its beautiful... everything feels so wild and like it could be hundreds of years ago... very quiet out except for that wind, when it whistles and howls among the trees in the surrounding distance.
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Nice to appreciate the little things,-the grinch
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*rolls eyes*
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I love the feeling of my kitty snuggling into my hair. He likes to kind of prop himself onto my shoulder and snuggle in. His whole body rumbles with purrs and he keeps nuzzling deeper into my hair, while digging his "toe claws" into me and kneading his hands. Then he starts drooling---that's gross and I have to make him stop!
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The experience of driving at night in snow is very magical to me. All the flakes seem to emanate from one central point and they're all heading straight to my windshield in a mad rush. But I'm warm and cozy in my car.

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The Secret of Contentment

The richest man, whatever his lot,
is he who is content with what he has got.
-- Dutch Proverb

A dog owns nothing, yet is seldom dissatisfied.
-- Irish Proverb
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god love you
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it's not about having what you want, it's wanting what you have..
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I am blessed, more than I deserve.
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Bill Gates loves his Microsoft!
And I so agree with 'not about having what you want....' Great message!
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I hate the commercials that say "You deserve" this or that. People we don't "deserve" anything. Everything we have or can do is a gift from God. He certainly doesn't owe me anything.
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And the haircolor ad that says, "Because you're worth it."
Contentment is one of the most important things to develop in yourself, as it counteracts greed.
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All that glitters is not gold.

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Google Your Name

Ok, everyone, google your name please, remember to use quotes like this "John Smith". Now tell me about the "other" you. For example if there is a John Smith that is an actor, tell us you're a famous actor blah blah blah ; ) Pick the best one.

Me? I'm a high school teacher in NJ who runs marathons. (According to google) :D
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I too am a school teacher and I also help with finance matters

Denver, CO 10-10-06
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i am the Minister of State for Immigration and Multicultural Services. cool!!!!!
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I am some fancy pschychiatrist. I could use me, myself.
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i am unique. sorry i have an unusal surname
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I just googled and their is so much about me which is boring but try for yourself.
UK
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Hm. There aint no mini- me of my name.
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OH MY! It seems I passed away in August!
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Try again as my name has been deleted.
Hopper UK
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I'm a bikeracer *ggg* from netherlands and I'm a woman!!!
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Wow I'm a Doctor and a teacher of Medicine somewhere in Conn. I'm sure GLAD I don't have her nose!
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So do I in Ont Canada.

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I Don't Love Him Anymore

I am not in love with my boyfriend anymore. We have lived together for three years and are financialy entangled with one another. He is a good man I just don't love him ay more.
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Time to get on with your life. One you fall out of love with someone it just leads to more problems that it is worth. Time to sit down and have a heart to heart. Then go your seperate ways.....
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Sit him down and talk about how you feel.. I know it would be easier to stay together but it will only get worse. Sort it out asap, especially the financial stuff.
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Obviously, she was never truly in love, just "in lust"
Maybe she doesn't float his boat anymore, either.
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It is TIME to move on Life is TOO short! Good luck
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I am not in love with my boyfriend anymore. We have lived together for three years and are financialy entangled with one another. He is a good man I just don't love him ay more.
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Time to get on with your life. One you fall out of love with someone it just leads to more problems that it is worth. Time to sit down and have a heart to heart. Then go your seperate ways.....
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Sit him down and talk about how you feel.. I know it would be easier to stay together but it will only get worse. Sort it out asap, especially the financial stuff.
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Obviously, she was never truly in love, just "in lust"
Maybe she doesn't float his boat anymore, either.
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It is TIME to move on Life is TOO short! Good luck
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Just break up with him, but dont tell him about it. Let the problem work itself out. Kinda like what they did to Milton in Offica Space.

-Ross
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Tell him you don't love him any more but be kind about it. Do move on, life is tooooooo short to stay together, and the longer you stay in a relationship such as this, the harder it is to evenutally part. I know (I speak from experience). Good luck girl.
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Don't waste more of your life or his. Do it. Separate.

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LOL, milton from office space... thats funny!

Seriously though, life is just too short to waste time on this, you have your whole life to live and so does he... dont waste another moment, i wasted 3 years with someone who wasnt right for me, and i stayed for no other reason than comfort.. silly, but we all do it at some stage in our lives.. Goodluck, and at those times when you miss him, just remember how strong you are and what lies ahead.. there is always something exciting around the corner xx CS from South Australia :)
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Move on now! It will not get easier and you will be doing him a favor so that he can find someone that is truly in love with him and not just comfortable with him.
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Do the guy a favor and leave.

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A Long, long time ago... Memories of Star Wars

Why would someone delete this? Is it so offensive? I can't understand people...


"A long time ago in a galaxy far far away.......

Do you remember your first Star Wars movie?
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good story....
j.x. - shanghai, china
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wow that's impressive artestry!
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VERY IMPRESSIVE, I am not into the star wars thing but the art work was great
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It's pointless to ask why someone does something...we'll never really know and it's a waste of time and energy.

I do remember my first Star Wars movie...I was a pre-teen and my stepfather took my brother and I to see it. I was blown away! First and only movie I ever saw in a theatre five times.
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my kids would love this.
-the grinch
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Awesome art. I don't really remember when I first saw the original Star Wars movies. I do remember, though, that my older brother introduced me to the movies. I loved them instantly. Darth Vader has always been a favorite character of mine. Not just a favorite Star Wars character, but just a favorite character period.
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I was in my teens when the very first SW movie came out.

When we left the theatre, we were so hyped about the story and the special effects.

We couldn't wait for the sequel to come out.

It help define a whole generation and technology.

I wish I can go back in time an relive the whole experience.
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I remember seeing the first movie when I was 17 and my Mom had just died and my friend worked at the theater and I went there to hang out and saw the movie and really liked it! I may have watched it more than once!!!
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it was pretty amazing when it first came out.

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Running

Running is the best sport in the world, it will give you inner peace and joy! Feel sad, get on your shoes and take a run!
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Running is bad for you. Walking is healthier.
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walking is bad for your legs
sitting is better
-pr
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Running is not bad for you, it's high impact though so, walking, swimming, biking etc. may be a better alternative for some.
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I prefer sitting on the couch eating bonbons
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I like to walk. Along a beach would be nice and to find a real message in a bottle would be bliss.
11-2-06

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